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What’s Portuguese for “sad because the minute our royal family moved to Brazil they realized it was cooler”

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Oh hey look at that an excuse to Post It Again

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Three men sit in a cell in El Salvador. The first asks the second why he has been imprisoned. He replies, "Because I criticized Elon Musk." The first man responds, "But I am here for praising Musk!" They ask the third man who has been sitting quietly in the back. He answers, "I AM Elon Musk".

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We're all in the billionaire submarine now.

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Twitter right now

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the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,

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Yglesias thinks we should welcome neo-Nazi billionaires into the Democratic Party.

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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

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the two Dems quoted in this piece in favor of embracing Musk are 2016 Bernie Sanders delegate Richie Torres and 2020 Bernie Sanders campaign co-chair Ro Khanna

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Miracle 1.

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We pretty much have to call a Convention under a GOP POTUS because you just know voters will treat it like a midterm/European election ie vehicle for backlash

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My not at all novel pitch for Jesus Christ Superstar is dress the preists up in modern day Christian religious garb. Make one a bishop, give another a snake, etc etc.

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I mean fuck Buckley but I really do be standing athwart history yelling STOP a lot these days.

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kinda weird how intertwined the history of sweden and poland are

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might just be the funniest 2 1/2 minutes in history. youtu.be/qVaVsyGV0oM?si…

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I will say Trump 1 -> Biden is probably the biggest jump in quality in "Husband of the Secretary of Transportation" history.

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When you look at the history of Rome the mad emperors stop pretty much the moment the going gets tough.

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Wild to think about how absolutely no one had ever seen an Emperor Penguin in the entire history of human kind until the 1800s. No one even had a conception of an Emperor Penguin.

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I regret to inform you that, due to Iran's support for the Joker, Jason Todd has been negatively polarized into supporting Israel. I take no joy in reporting this.

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"Who protects Major Esterhazy? The law must stop sucking up to this ineffectual Prussian disguised as a French officer. Why? Who trembles before Esterhazy? What occult power, why shamefully oppose the action of justice? What stands in the way?—

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The people like The Checks, various studies have suggested The Checks can be good policy. I think the Democrats should stake out a position as the party of The Checks.

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The Defiant is so obviously a bunch of people who only vaguely understand war building a warship. Romulans or whoever: "If I don't perfect this new project, I'll be killed." Blissfully Ignorant Starfleet Scientist: “Guns? Guns and it Goes Fast! Man this war stuff is easy, who wants Pizza?”

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Guy who thinks that because of "Deep Space Nine," "Voyager," "Enterprise," and "Discovery" the name of the ship in "Star Trek: The Next Generation" is the USS The Next Generation.

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If nothing else we will always have the 2023 MLS Eastern Conference Final, where Supporter's Shield winners FC Cincinnati blew a 2-0 halftime lead to the Columbus Crew, losing the biggest Hell Is Real game of all time.

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- the center isn't respecting our culture - let's elect separatists - separatists can't immediately separate, implement reforms to respect culture - time to vote on independence! - why do we need independence our culture is respected

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Man they don’t do things like the Statue of Liberty anymore. Not like the design or even message, just the idea of a monumental gift to another country. We weren’t even allied to France at the time they really went “I just think they’re neat.”

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Selling Guns to the Past: dangerous, immoral, may have to take time to demonstrate how they work, bulky, can be turned against you Selling Spices and Sugar: lightweight, already established value, more ethical than what they were doing at the time, cannot be turned against you.

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Fantastic Four v. Superman caused because Lex and Doom are having a spat and want to prove that their arch-enemy is the best.

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Personally, I support the Ohio professional football team that is in a City that starts with "C", was founded by Paul Brown, has orange helmets, hates Art Model and the Steelers, and has a deep history of disappointing fans.

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Showing this to someone 15 years ago and they go "why did you come back to show me this?"

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Did you know Penn State has the most all time Fiesta Bowl wins? Like it's not that unbelievable, not even weird it's just you don't think about it.

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No to blood and soil nationalism. Only soil nationalism. Kaliningrad Russians should hate Rigan Latvians over Hansa Era German feuds. Land acknowledgements carry with them a responsibility to uphold old grudges.

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There is nothing cooler than a woke old person and I mean it unironically.

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fuck it! tired of this narrative! coming out tomorrow!

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So true President-elect Biden should have arrested the incumbent President with...the power of hope?

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