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I’ve assembled a rag tag team of rivals composed of rough around the edges misfits for a vital mission. It’s going horribly, they can’t work together well and professionalism is sorely lacking, what the hell was I thinking

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This is what I mean when I say that some elements of the Left are a lot more comfortable with Trump's attempt to revive 19th century Imperialism than with post-WWII internationalism, because it's the paradigm that their ideology is actually designed to interface with.

submitted 3 hours ago • 9 comments

Indiana is only Midwestern because there are no other options.

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the correct way to deal with the escaped dinos in the Jurassic World Series is to kill them. Kill them all. Invasive species ruin every ecosystem they enter. no living in harmony, they are unnatural beasts anyone with environmentalist backbone would say you need to kill them to keep nature safe.

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It's a Carney-val.

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Today I learned that the descendants of Confucius still hold a hereditary cabinet position in Taiwan.

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biden was a great president except when it came to what he imagined to be his area of expertise (foreign policy), his electoral proposition (he is a white guy everyone likes), and the most important thing he was called upon to do (permanently incapacitate donald trump)

submitted 23 hours ago • 35 comments

baby's building a tower into space space is where he's gonna find his dad daddy's got an arm and baby's gonna harm his arm by ripping it off his dad

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

again: "ICE operates by Vampire Rules" is an objectively true and also funny statement

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

My position remains the same: The Democrats who win their primaries in 2026 ought to be, *need* to be the Democrats willing to put the law back on Trump in 2027, even if it means bad press or angry donors.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Oh he's talking about who he doesn't have ambitions he's running.

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My not at all novel pitch for Jesus Christ Superstar is dress the preists up in modern day Christian religious garb. Make one a bishop, give another a snake, etc etc.

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If you wanna see what “total cultural victory” looks like, look at Athens. Largest city in Greece by far, despite having been tiny relatively recently. Capital of Greece. Meanwhile all the ancient rivals are completely irrelevant in modern times.

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I would rock in ancient Athens tbh they’d kill me so fast but if I managed to get myself on the historical record everyone would love me from the Enlightenment onward.

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Ancient Athens was the most successful implementation of Anarchism send tweet.

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