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kingsgatemall.bsky.social
🍉Pro wrestling, pro choice, pro Kenny Omega, pro Palestine, pro punching nazis in the face 🍉
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Oh that’s not…

I will kill myself

phenomenal

This man's jersey is going into the divorce court rafters

I’m getting tagged in lots of C2 Skeets 🤔

My cat is deaf and I still do this

i think i have strep throat like oh brother

Xmas present idea came to me in a dream and I actually woke up and wrote it down.

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Heretic is a movie that bravely asks "what if a reddit atheist was scary"

I often think of the time my friend’s roommate’s ferret (named Tomato) stole her vibrator in the night

Sad to think that for this and no other reasons I’ll never be able to give him children 😔

Ngl imagine thinking that Kazu wasn’t going to show his goofy side on AEW TV when this was the shit he was doing in undercard tags

Omg I just realized I’m not blocked by Swerve on here. Blue sky indeed!

Tbt to one year ago when I watched this carnage in a coffee shop and the old man next to me said I was a “joy to watch” because I was smiling so much and I had to explain that I was watching a man drink another man’s blood :) 🩸🩸🩸

Listen to this crowd

“Imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology. I’ve felt their scales

It’s been like 20 years since I first saw it but thinking about the boar god becoming a demon in princess mononoke still fucks me up

You better believe I know what the blockchain is, I always have and always will

Me: *barely opens a eyelid awake* My cat: ARISE! FOR IT IS TIME FOR SUSTENANCE

idk bro but sounds like you need to move to the country and eat a lot of peaches

babe not in front of the supermoon

There are currently only 22 films streaming on Netflix made before 1980 and not a single one made before 1960, with the oldest film on the platform currently being PSYCHO. I know I’m a broken record but: buy physical media, support your local library, etc etc

That one time when Kenny Omega tried to kill Mike Bailey with a chainsaw #PWG 🤼

TIL ⬇️⬇️⬇️ Solidarity with the CUPW brothers and sisters! 🇨🇦 definingmomentscanada.ca/all-for-9/hi...

P U S S Y I N B I O

I mean, look at the difference. 🤼

There are so many cats on here, I’m delighted. Here’s mine being evil and one of her being kind:

Young bucks nation STAND UP

A tiny bit of good news. I find it very funny that the more coyotes you kill, the more they reproduce and the more they spread. America spent most of the last 150 years killing off all its apex predators, and the one that not only survived but thrived was the trickster deity, Old Man Coyote.

Matt Jackson with an exploding superkick on Mox💥 Love this spot👌🏽 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

deep sea creature

We brought out the best in each other. Much respect.

I think cats should have guns

I want Skye blue on blue sky Discussing Buey with a blues guy on blue sky (breaking bad)

Call me Matthew Jackson the way I’m gonna be nursing this back injury for the rest of my career

cinnamon girl 🤼 #aew