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kingsqueeze.bsky.social
Big dumb nerd who goes to the gym sometimes
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Looking through pics friends have sent me over the years got me bricked up 🥵

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

I don't really understand the motivation behind pic stealers on here. If getting likes for someone else's post is that important, do a quote post. Downloading and posting it yourself is a lot more effort for the sole purpose of... being creepy, I guess?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Ass Wednesday

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

In grade school they had us watch the Charlie Brown cancer special (yes, this is real) and one of the initial symptoms of the character's leukemia is bruising easily. To this day, warning sirens go off in my head whenever I find a bruise I don't remember getting.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Meet me at the gym in the next 20 min for an ass-kicking

submitted 14 days ago • 19 comments

Found a toonie at 7-11. Better hold onto this; who knows how many USD this could be worth in the coming years

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Join me for a sweat

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Am I socially inept or is it really annoying to get a call that's just "Hi, this is [company name]" with a pause for response? If I greet them back, confirm who I am, or wait for them to continue, they get awkward. Is there a secret script response I don't know about? Just say why you're calling.

submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

Maybe fcf was the wrong day to scroll bsky on the bus 😳

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Locker room pic ft my least flattering undies

submitted 26 days ago • 7 comments

Be careful not to become the April fool today Unrelated, I started a free onlyfans with hog and balls and everything. Follow here: YouTube.com/rickroll

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

Augh, I'm frustrated with some contractor bs and I want to get off to release some steam, but I also want to wait so I can play with the husbeast later, so now I'm just horny as hell scrolling here. Send nudes to torture me further

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

God pack #2

submitted 31 days ago • 5 comments

Still bizarre to live somewhere where I can't search for porn without a video of someone I know coming up

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

Towel/tummy Tuesday from the gym

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Slutty look for Sunday

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments

Happy #fcf

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment