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Laughter is the cure. Beautiful BC 🍁🇨🇦
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Is Donald Dipshit really coming to 🇨🇦 for the G7? Nobody wants him here?

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully I was at work.

OF COURSE HE IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES

“The truth will come out.”— Elon Musk doubles down on Trump Epstein files coverup! 🍿

I talk to about 5 people in a day and 3 of them are me

How my finances are going

Me walking into work today

Scott Bessent is a prime example that you can be butt ass ugly with an extremely low IQ and still be a millionaire @secscottbessent.govpeeps.us

Mobland is hands down the best series on TV today!

IF BY "CRUNCHES" YOU MEAN THE SOUND BACON MAKES WHEN YOU EAT IT, THEN YES I DO CRUNCHES.

He’s ready for his next meeting with Trump 😂👍

Tea anyone?

It’s with a heavy heart and deep sadness that I must announce that I am AT WORK!

I think I found the problem

I have a robin issue…

NFL Preseason 2 months out! #chiefskingdom

He loves acorns

My “save for later” cart on Amazon is at $2.5 million

You should be able to block coworkers on Microsoft Teams

Obama 2028. Because the Constitution no longer matters.

I’m in a “everybody just leave me alone” type of mood today. #meday

Hands-free auto drive works great when you are trying to eat a blizzard

I’ve always despised Corey Perry but some reason, he’s growing on me. 🤔

If alcohol isn't solving your problems, mix your drinks stronger

Divorce shouldn’t be a thing if you’re tired of me go to bed. We’ll try again tomorrow.

Who else thought Blinded by the Light said “wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night”

Why drive 6 minutes for food when I can order doordash for $900

If you’re attracted to both women and men but neither of them are attracted to you that means you are Bi-Yourself

Your heel watching you put on face cream.

Market manipulation at its best…. #🖕trump

Nobody: Me at 3am: Where the fu€k is my passport?

Greenland wins! 😂💪

My wife asked me to get one of those drinks with her name on it. I bought her a can of Monster, That's how the fight started.