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Laughter is the cure. Beautiful BC 🍁
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Unless your kid is selling Don Julio get that donation book outta my face

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth

Picking up a hottie at the club now means grabbing a rotisserie chicken at Costco

My Blocked List is as follows.

Who suggested Gretzky represent Canada? Why wasn’t he wearing a Canadian jersey? Why did he come from the U.S. locker room? Why did he give a “thumbs up’ to the U.S. team? Great hockey player, TERRIBLE CANADIAN

If it makes you happy. It can’t be that bad -Sheryl Crow

It’s minus holy shit it’s cold outside with a windchill of I hate everything.

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS” 🏆 🇨🇦 #cdnpoli #peipoli

Canadians are now referring to the United States as the 11th province

Today's front page of The New York Post.

You could be having the worst day & here comes your dad "whats up with your hair"

Trump: “4 Nations is rigged”

🤦🏻‍♂️ Just now at CPAC — Musk awkwardly swings around a chainsaw on stage to symbolize their rampage through the federal government, cutting jobs and programs as they pretend to care about the debt (while paving the way for trillions in tax cuts for the rich)

Any man who wants a Wife obviously hasn't had one before

Wrinkles mean you laughed, gray hair means you cared and scars mean you lived!

I wish I could drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later

Just came across my Wife’s Tinder file and she’s a liar! She’s not fun to be around.

How lucky are we that Bluesky exists during this moment

Blumenthal: "What world is he living in? It is not only contrary to the facts and the truth but utterly despicable. A disgusting betrayal of a country that has bled and fought and died for freedom ... the president's surrender is pathetic and weak."

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at knees and back.

Seen a homeless guy with a sign “one day this could be you” so I kept my change just in case.

How is a normal serving size 10 taco chips? I eat 10 while standing at the pantry deciding if I want chips.

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

I’m having a rough Friday morning, mainly because it’s Wednesday

I think I’m beginning to understand why our grandparents stayed home, had a garden, ate leftovers and saved the used aluminum foil.