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Pretty low intensity and chatty on here. Rarely NSFW but occasionally VNSFW! Possibly pansexual, maybe asexual, but I normally just go with 'gay'. Based in the North of England. He/him. Trying to make this my base of operations now - my Twitter is dead
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Embracing my inner puppy boy today and regularly treating myself to slices of ham.

Good boys use alt text cred.blue/alt-text Weirdly, their wider assessment of my profile suggested that I'm "barely active" and I have no idea what that means, but I spend my entire life on this damn website. Presumably they included that first year when the home feed was a barren wasteland?

Playroom is a bit sterile, so doing some decorating...

You mean it isn't designed for smearing on a bound boys balls? But it's so perfect for that

I love chili but I probably should have checked how hot the prawn noodles I made were, before I slathered them in extra sriracha and chili oil. 🔥

Rip these off with tools. If they've been put up "unsanctioned", there is a (pretty small) risk of booby traps. But fuck yeah. I'm quite a pussy about misbehaving and I'd vandalise these in a heartbeat.

Good boy

I have a hobby that always makes me pretty hectic through December, January and February. But I seem to have overcompensated now, and booked kink sessions with different boys on almost every weekend in March.

Tonight I am drinking copious amounts of red wine from a region that makes truly excellent white wine...

Lower Decks, I love you but eww...

Sometimes I think I spend too much on gear, but then someone else sets a new benchmark

Convenient that it lines up with his birthday...

I'm gonna be such a menace to London residents

'There's some things a machine just can't do' #art #fanart #wallacegromit

I hate door to door salespeople, evangelists and chuggers at the best of times. But they're especially frustrating when you have fun items on order and get excited by the doorbell ringing.

cool things to say during sex: - you're so cute when you're scared - nobody's coming to save you - you deserve this