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All I'm trying to say is that I didn't regret dragging myself to the kino after a long pause.

Mickey 17 is a fun ride if you stop expecting Parasite level output. I think Bong Joon-Ho is so self assured that he can go down the cheesy, camp sci-fi route without worrying about his career and that's great for him (and us)

Berlin weather report: First of the many pecks of spring. Down jackets, bees on flowers and local ice cream shop gets the first long line of the year. Ice cream lips, cold beer belly and the promise of summer is the recipe for a good night's sleep.

Karaoke didn't have any Bollywood songs but an Indian guy went up the stage requesting Sheeran's "Shape of You" and started brilliantly riffing Urvashi Urvashi in Hindi and I had to run up the stage and sing along in Telugu for solidarity. Divided by language, united by A.R.Rahman.

Prosper a T-shirt slogan to a single friend: "Wand DICK - Double income Couple of Kids"

🪶 feed should find it funny!

People crave for an interval. Indian cinema got that right.

Berlin weather report: Officially the first beautiful day of the year. Alien violet flowers are in bloom and skies of endless fluorescent orange skies.

Has to be the saddest restaurant in the world.

Need to invest in a Doner ETF to get some good returns.

For a change the Best Film of 2024 has actually won the Oscar. A much deserved Oscar for Sean Baker, an indie darling of this generation whose movies have an endless rewatch value. Anora, I love you.

Europe: We can't take on more migrants.

Imagine the border conflicts during this time.

Earth didn't think too much about real estate development when creating the continents. All that space between Africa and Antarctica got wasted, if only the continents could move a few notches down it'll be eternal summer for Europe and Africa.

Considering how delicious one day old curries and pizzas taste, it's a failure of capitalism to come up with a reliable delivery model for these goods.

Wouldn't mind a flat share too. Pref with one person. I cook well, tell good stories and recommend nice movies even your algo doesn't know about. And clean!

Last yr in Prague at a Vietnamese restaurant, I noticed that banh mi, pho, kari, coffee were all kinda different from what we get in US Vietnamese restaurant. Exploring why, I learned it's cos of how USSR made North Vietnam pay for the war. Free labor in Prague! Didn't know this story! Smol 🧵

Started to casually look for flats in Berlin, gave up a few minutes later. Wtfuck happened to this city? I think I need to depend on serendipity, luck and connections for this one. Anyone who knows anyone who knows anyone recommend me pls.

USSR because USR - United States of Russia.

Deny, deflect, diffuse.

Public farting is a skill of Zen.

Average German bank in 1928:

Imagine having 2 million euros in your bank account. Imagine ordering a falafel for 20€. Imagine the balance not even budging by a bit. Keep imagining and get banged by a lamppost and dropping your falafel. Dream big but keep your eyes open.

German banks are you listening?

Today in the western horizon all planets from mercury to Uranus are visible to the naked eye Berlin weather: Nein.

Woman in the train when going to the loo went to the white woman across the aisle to look after her suitcase though I was right next to her. Woman, do you think I'm going to steal your stale celery sticks? Dude on the other side caught my eye and nodded in disbelief.

One advantage of a big potbelly is that you can use it as a portable table.

Guy on the train reading 1984 while everyone around him is scrolling tiktok.

Babies and children get handed foods ice cream, gifts and clothes without ever thinking the cost at which it came to them. Need to ensure that they start working from Age 0 and pay into the health and pensjon, do taxes to know the value of money.

Reminded me of the time when I forgot my tiffin box at school over the summer holidays. Two months of hot Indian summer later, I was curious how the idly with chutney would look and smell like and opened out of curiosity. Easily the worst olfactory experience of my life.

Found a two month old hummus box in my bag. Resisted the temptations to smell it.

I crave for a spicy peanut salad I never had.