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Wearing a “I’m not procrastinating I’m doing side quests” t shirt from Temu and wielding a chainsaw while your child’s mother is publicly begging you to care just a little about your child’s life is…telling

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He really is a monarch - 13 children and absolute power.

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I always thought Wallace Shawn had the ideal career: you get to be this well-regarded highbrow playwright and art house movie maker AND you also get to be a part of millions of people‘s childhoods by being in Clueless, the Princess Bride, and Toy Story. What a life.

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Donnie Darko had more respect for Smurf lore than these movies they keep shitting out.

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About 50 years ago, I was reading political thrillers, including several by Fletcher Knebel. His 1966 novel, NIGHT OF CAMP DAVID, centers on a U.S. president who has gone insane. Signs of insanity include: desire for (a) an alliance with the USSR, and (b) annexation of Canada.

submitted 6 days ago • 223 comments

the only one who can say anything

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

I'm not saying America's deeply racist, but we got one half-black man as president and then the country fucking imploded.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Not even six hours apart.

submitted 6 days ago • 1198 comments

#SNL50 #TomHanks

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I don't care what your position on gun control is, you should probably buy a gun right now.

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I imagine the time has come that we all agree that Lily Orchard (CD-Call) is the worst cartoon reviewer of all time. There aren't many contenders who've reach this level of awful or infamy.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

- Rick and Morty Christmas episode: Let's do Terminator with snakes! - Solar Opposites Valentine's Day special: Let's do Terminator with parrots!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Yo, MeatCanyon, when you gonna do a video about Neil Gaiman?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It's interesting how the concept of parallel universes has dominated pop culture ever since we got President Donald Trump.

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We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

submitted 9 days ago • 60 comments

I don't even remember making this.

submitted 9 days ago • 11 comments

The West Wing epitomized naive liberalism. I grew up on Simpsons liberalism that taught me every institution was run by buffoons.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Kakistocracy Now!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

You know something, I agreed with Republicans when they criticized Biden's cognitive decline. It would've been nice if they returned the favor by not putting a nutjob with a self-imposed dead worm in his brain in charge of the country's health.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It's unfortunately poetic that I'd have to witness the confirmation of RFK Jr. and the triumph of conspiracy theory culture a day after I created regulated beef with Adam Conover.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing says Cultural Marxism like a rock in the sky moving in front of a ball of gas for a few minutes

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let's not all rush at once to congratulate RFK Jr on the confirmation

submitted 10 days ago • 43 comments

I could almost stomach Trump for a few more years, but RFK Jr. in charge of medicine and food regulation scares the shit out of me. And pretty soon that won't be a euphemism when the shit is spewing out of every orifice from food poisoning and/or bird flu.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

this Two and a Half Men reboot sucks

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

The tragedy of Adam Conover is that the real Adam Conover is far more insufferable than the exaggerated character he played on Adam Ruins Everything.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Hey Google, how does Trump's rotten dick taste in your mouth?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Just bumped into an old friend.

submitted 13 days ago • 823 comments

The Super Bowl really is the epicenter of American culture. Sports, entertainment, music, politics, unabashed consumerism in three flavors: Gluttony, drinking and advertising.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The reason The Cleveland Show didn't last was because it was the Seth MacFarlane cartoon that didn't premiere after the Super Bowl.

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Chiefs doing their best impression of Drake

submitted 13 days ago • 11 comments

government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout

submitted 15 days ago • 38 comments

Tunkle Swunkle returns to the Funkle Bunkle

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank. Now I do.

submitted 15 days ago • 506 comments

Great job by Ruben (@rubenbolling.bsky.social).

submitted 16 days ago • 485 comments

DOGE, in a nutshell:

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

American Dad premiered 20 years ago today

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Elon Musk is the most aggressively uncool person alive.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Migrating from Twitter to Bluesky means my name is no longer marked red on Shinigami Eyes. I'll never know exactly what I tweeted to earn that, but here's to a clean slate

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Millions of retards voted for Trump to 'drain the swamp' and now Elon Musk has access to your Social Security information.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

We actually lived to see the American-Canadian Cold War

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

submitted 21 days ago • 1707 comments

At this point I'm just waiting for the jet engine to fall on me and spare me from all this

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments