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kirilyx.bsky.social
AUDhd, gamer, car owner, pansexual polyamous, currently 33 🇨🇦 i post random thoughts and repost cool things
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Artichoke is a thistle.

Wish we could have Tales of Tribute (Elder Scrolls Online card game) as a phone game. That way i could play it without my xbox at all

Cold jello is like an edible ice pack

What's left but stacked

What do you do to have a space party? You planet.

I cut em up into bite sized pieces to chomp on while I game and watch Netflix

The amount of autistics like myself who watch Archer is insane. It is my favourite show

Candy bacon

#viewfrommywindow

I use this app mainly to look at cat pics when I'm having a bad day it seems. So thank you!

Remember to keep watermarks and trademarks in images you share to give credit to the creator. Bonus if you can tag them!

Happy birthday to meeeee 33 and cracking like a glowstick already 🤣

Welcome to Heaven, Jimmy Carter.

I wish McDonald's would bring back the Neopets toys 🧸

My window is frozen shut. Tis winter

Publicly demanding that people follow you back on social media is elementary school playground behavior

Sprightly Stars Illuminate ‘Christmas Tree Cluster’|NASA|

Hello women on my phone I love u

I’m making healthy eating choices in 2025. Goodbye 10pc wings and hello 8pcs wings

🌿☕ When bees buzz on flowers, the buzzing produces forces of more than 50G, that's 5 times the force experienced by fighter jet pilots ✈️ This amazing feat is called buzz pollination or floral vibration 💐 There is a lot we can learn from our 🐝 friends in nature 🐝🌻🐝

I find that pepperoni is spicier when cooked but that's just me I think 🤔

I should be asleep in the trunk of a moving car

She’s making a list and forgetting it twice.

Thou shalt not kill. Unless you’re a superpower, or a billionaire, or a health insurance company that’s bribed all of Congress. Then you get to do whatever you want, apparently.

it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese

Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”

Sleepy kitty

What the show or movie you watch frequently out of comfort? Mine is Archer.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose. Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.

You can't taste your own tongue. Silly fact # 4

Most people can't see their ears. You tried that too huh? Silly fact #3

Most people can't lick their own elbows. You tried, didn't you? Silly fact #2

The loonie in Canada has a loon on it. Silly facts #1

I ended up getting the ultimate season pass for WoT and I got this really cool Canadian styled tank 😎

Oh. Where I live... #lnzontario

Well that could've gone better..

Twitter is basically the used condom of social media.

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean. So give him a salad, maybe.

I walked outside earlier and...

Day of gaming and relaxation 😌

The last of those broken, destroyed teeth are being taken out tomorrow so I'm going to be moody and irritable and uncomfortable so this just a heads-up 😅 Apologies in advance!

I need more friends in the Peterborough Ontario area 😫 I'm not having a 1:30am walk by myself

Awh man, when I saw Notre Dame, it was all gloomy looking. Holy cow do the renovations after the fire look amazing!