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can i offer you a bat in this trying time

Not Like Us playing in this Shogun Burger in Osaka

I love Baltimore

when i got my job making the menus for an indian restaurant they made me sign a naan disclosure agreement

Folks,,,,

The Domino's in Japan have bento boxes

Almost certainly the best thing I was ever told about owls was when I met an owl handler at an owl sanctuary and he told me that the wild owls who lived near the sanctuary worried about the tame show owls there and sometimes stopped by to leave them shrews and mice as presents.

Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?" Me: "That's the documentation deliverable." Manager: "What's the status of that?" Me: "We're halfway there" Manager: "Why is progress so slow?" Me: "You fired Tommy" Manager: "So?" Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

Sorry ma'am, you live here now. Ration that toilet paper as best you can.

Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns. 100% of his salary is paid by WA state. Elon fired him. Share his story.

We're using resources to study THIS?!?

Scenes from Japan

For all you who continually whine “I’m not racist, I just think we need to have standards,” this is absorb this.No Black man could become head of the Joint Chiefs without meeting the standard. What they want is to harden a system of affirmative action for white guys.They what their grandfathers had.

This is a carbonized loaf of bread from Pompeii, 79 C.E. - preserved for thousands of years in the volcanic ashes of Mount Vesuvius. The baker left his stamp: “Celer, slave of Quintus Granius Verus." Celer is known to have survived the eruption, as his name later appears on a list of freed men.

The Hamburglar will not prosper in Japan.

The first thing I saw after de-planing in Japan was a giant banner of Shohei Ohtani

All the Union and Penn Stations gotta change their names. This is too confusing.

The 50501 Movement has planned protests at all 50 state capitols and the U.S. Capitol on Presidents’ Day at noon. While mainstream media isn’t covering it, many YouTubers have stepped up to provide coverage.

Fellas is it gay to tap that icon

Tbh this is all I aspire to

You ABSOLUTELY cannot understand the Caitlin Clark Effect (and so much more in the women’s game) without knowing how Molly shaped it. This is precisely what the HOF is for. I am so delighted.

Here’s my painting of Dorothy Kamenshek obliging a young fan at Beyer Stadium in 1947. A seven-time All-Star and two-time batting champion, “Kammie” was one of the best players in the history of the AAGPBL, as well as the face of the Rockford Peaches. Hopefully I did her justice.

Thank you admin for putting this up on YouTube so I can share the joy!! Watch the entire thing, it’s delightful. I love spring training content.

Only in Philadelphia: How a local funeral home capitalized on the Eagles’ Super Bowl run — by bringing opponent-themed caskets to bars during games. “We cremated the Chiefs.” “We buried the Commanders.” “We put the word fun in funeral.” www.inquirer.com/eagles/eagle...

New word for bottle just dropped

If anyone knows if any energy sources specifically calibrated to get me to fill out my annual performance review at work lmk

I have a very bad joke about a very serious news story that I need to excuse from my brain. Imagining Danielle Sassoon, former Manhattan US Attorney is a descendant of a curling iron because my brain can't hear Sassoon without connecting it to Vidal.

Got kicked out of class for dropping a textbook. Tbf I did drop that textbook in a very sassy manner.