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So, I called @fideinvest.bsky.social to reallocate my portfolio, during posted business hours just now — and they shunted me around the world until the New York office hung up on me without answering … this is alarming

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According to the ads it serves me, YouTube thinks I’m in desperate need of Jesus. I’m not sure whether to be concerned or proud. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Hey Washington journalists — shit is going down at L’Enfant Plaza, you might want to, IDK, cover it? www.reddit.com/r/fednews/s/...

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France: We can play that game too

submitted 28 days ago • 118 comments

Can ppl please take a beat on BURNING Teslas? There are other ways to render them unusable/unsellable without causing toxic environmental damage. The fallout from the Teslas burned up in the LA fires will take years to clean up … let’s not let our (rightful) anger make us stupid.

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This is a really really unfair universe and timeline. I want to speak to the manager immediately.

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Note to the media: STOP DOING THIS. Stop legitimizing their stupid meme-based fascism. Call it DOGE to remind everyone how ridiculous it is!

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I feel like this is ripe for a Gen Z revival. #manifesting

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I love that JD can’t hide his disgust at the legendary Trump stench

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

My 17yo’s reaction to this whole situation: “why are all these people glazing him?” I had to ask what glazing means and I am traumatized

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@zach-trekfan.bsky.social just said that he’s surprised the American flag hasn’t spontaneously combusted in the presence of these people and I absolutely agree.

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I spent all day driving a ridiculously large truck and trailer to Atlanta to help my son move, and have only just now learned about the embarrassing shitshow that happened back home. 😵‍💫 I want off Mr. Chode’s Wild Ride.

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When are people going to understand that it’s ALWAYS projection with this crowd? Elon and Donny are scam artists, so they assume federal employees are also scam artists. Tale as old as time.

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This is so goddamned embarrassing.

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The moment human programmers surpassed this simulation’s creators in talent and mercy is when they gave us the instant rewind button. I will not be taking questions on this post.

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Does anyone know if it’s allowable to share XHS/rednote links here? Bc I have found the most delightful account imaginable and you all really need to see it!

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This is how it’s done.

submitted 53 days ago • 2883 comments

Warning, downer post: Today I’m 44, and feeling some kind of way about it. Frankly, I feel lonely. I’ve been cut off from the happenings on Meta and X and I miss the constant back and forth that made me feel like at least I had friends in this hellscape. I could make a new account there, but … 1/2

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Helpful!

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This is the story.

submitted 55 days ago • 102 comments

Literally angry rn because this article has like 5,000 words in it about MBB’s farm and all of her very cute rescue animals, but NO PICS OF THE CUTE ANIMALS AT ALL. 0/10 experience; read the room, @vanityfair.com!We all need therapy animals! Forget Millie in a tux, show us her tuxie cat!

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the rage I felt reading this as the parent of a disabled 14yo

submitted 58 days ago • 68 comments

Uhhh … what is this very expensive robotic vacuum about to do to the cute AI dog?! (Wrong answers only, bonus points if you work the headless AI kid into the story)

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That replay of the KC coach is a gif of all of us this year

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

That halftime show was amazing, but the backup dancers were so clearly inspired by Doechii that I fully expected her to be a surprise guest, and now I’m so sad that she wasn’t!

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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

submitted 66 days ago • 3158 comments