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The "at least Hitler..." takes are coming.

Let's all call him Madame President until he displays his tiny mushroom dick on national TV.

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

DOGE's big question: How deep IS the Deep State? The intrepid cyber tomb raiders are scouring the subterranean hall of mirrors. But will they ever uncover the actual Deep State nerve center? Or will they end up forever empty-handed, returning with troves of fake data sets and misdirection?

Big Brother's vision test: Depth perception - how deep is the Deep State? Peripheral vision - how's my hair?

How it started. How it’s going

I Wanna Be Your DOGE Elon’s got a lot of lust for life, but his teenage stooges’ rampage through the government has been no fun for this passenger. by Maureen Dowd

Opinion | The woke Left is banging the table claiming that it was Russian soldiers who invaded Ukraine in 2022. But how do we know it wasn't Antifa and Black Lives Matter, wearing Russian uniforms?

If Russia or Ukraine show any further aggression toward each other, I will have no choice but to show up at a military base school and ban more books that have gay characters. by Pete Hegseth

Barfly quiz: Tom Collins - gin John Collins - whiskey Susan Collins- ???

Building things: slow and difficult. Breaking stuff: fast and easy, creates a fleeting appearance that something is being "done." Rumsfeld bragged we would "bomb Iraq back to the Stone Age." Now Trump and Musk are doing it to us.

What will it take for Americans to come together and take back our country? The same passion, motivation and determination we bring to Black Friday. C'mon people, we've been rehearsing for this every year since we were kids. Bring the fight like the last Playstation was on the line!

Once the fabric of American society really starts to tear, the billionaires and the church will be the first to feel the brunt. The French Revolution was the the guide for Democracy in America. The fallacy is that Christianity was hated before the French Revolution. It wasn’t.

How ecstatic would we be to have Rumsfeld back as SecDef? Remember how sinister the Project for a New American Century looked? One thing it did NOT envision was US as a vassal state to Russia.

President Trump! Oh I swear I love this man to death. Put him on Mt Rushmore so we never forget what he's done for us.

"he thinks" Holy fuck

@stuzemoniker.bsky.social

Spot on!

There's no line the administration can cross that will flip the polarity of pundits and political "reporters" from benefit-of-the-doubt to "wait a minute, everything you do is corrupt and stupid, so maybe we need to assume corruption and stupidity in future instead of good-faith competence..."

Tired: The barbarians are at the gates. Wired: The barbarians have been handed the keys to the city and are enjoying an unchecked burning and looting spree, all with the blessing of the emperor* *who blithely brags he is and always has been a barbarian himself.

“Jim Jones refuses to keep vouching for food safety” is quite the headline.

That’s the ticket. Show up in court, with your Bar licenses on the line, and answer a judge’s pointed and specific questions on how this deal went down.

Q: What does it profit a man if he gains the world and loses his soul? Trump: LOL! My accountant can give you that figure.

Donald Trump and Eric Adams show model of bipartisanship in new America

Remember the "Biden crime family?" Boy, as crime families go, this one's pretty meek. Rival family runs rough shod over their turf, and they don't lift a finger.