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in the 99th percentile for height and nonsense it’s always clinical genetics in drosphiladelphia my opinions are also your own (because I am extremely correct)
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women only want one thing and it’s disgusting

which way, western man

if you aren’t still using the iPod you got in 2008 what are you even doing

(Shania) Man! I feel like a goblin

exponentially back on my absurd goofy bullshit 🚪🫳🏻

this is phenemonal

Shoutout to salt, nature’s perfect food

crying laughing at how small this ocean menace really is. It's like finding out a polar bear is a foot tall.

you are way too relaxed, buddy

it’s been a very strange 7 years, at this point i’m pretty sure seeing the Backstreet Boys 12 times in a month can be considered medically necessary

who taught my mom what “bta” means??????? 💀

shoutout to the girl dancing with a handle of Tito’s in front of like 6 police horses

oh I need Jalen’s “LOVE, HURTS” hoodie asap

I’m going to be extremely disappointed if there isn’t a new super bowl statue outside the Linc featuring a bald Sirianni mid-scream being dragged away by Big Dom

the feeling of 82 unread papers glaring at me while I put on yet another nova doc about ancient egypt and cheer every time they pull a baboon lungs jar out of the ground

Sharks, today I'm asking you to kill me right here on this stage

everyone needs to accept that I will be getting literally nothing done this week. it’s got “week btw christmas and new years” energy, I just can’t do it

oh god sickos YES 😍

dumpling growls when people don’t pet him he doesn’t understand why this may not be the best strategy when dealing with strangers

this week is starting off strong for women who enjoy having sudden onset paste brain and foaming at the mouth

we are so fucking back. up atrocious. completely stonks. a Super Bowl victory parade on the same day as Backstreet Boys????

lmao good luck with that

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

go birds

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS! THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

Milton Williams on the BG strip sack 😍

damn that Devonta Smith catch was nasty as HELL

drake has died

Eagles fans are going to burn both New Orleans and Philadelphia to the ground

lmfao carson wentz on the sideline at another eagles sb

ZACK BAUN SILENT NO MORE

EVERYBODY EATS ON THE D LINE

OH GOD COOPER DEJEAN MY BODY IS ON FIRE

In 10 years, the NFL can do the funniest thing ever and have their big game overseas - Super Bowl 69 Nice, France.

I love being a proud citizen of the greatest country on earth, PHILADELPHIA!!!

Just saw a guy in a Chiefs sweatshirt get booed in a hospital

I still really love Gritty, I love that when he was unveiled, Philadelphia was like, "What the fuck", the world replied, "Yeah, what the fuck" and then Philadelphia said, "Hey, don't you talk that way about our Gritty"

everything must be pants

go birds and hallelujah, the good pants are back

it’s like they know me on a personal level oh my god

I have regretted not buying these shorts for 6 years. I still think about them at least once a week and dream about the life we would have had together