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Wife. Pet mom. Beyhive. Soror 💕💚. Neurospicy queen. Naija Mississippi Texas girl. On here to finally let go of that bird app.
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Tom Brady: Say No to Hate Snoop: Say No to Hate Kendrick:

It’s official. I think I’ve seen the worst tubi movie ever made.

Not the banner you want seeing over this article from … checks notes … 8 days ago

Once again it’s 11:44 and I realized I haven’t eaten enough today.

I only ate one factor meal today at 3pm. Now look at me. Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz I’m hungry. 🥴

Only 4 more sleeps until we know what the shampoo lady is selling. 🥹🥹

I don’t like watching this Penn State game. What is everyone’s names lol

This was so intentional and I appreciate the photographer for composing the shot this way.

I asked @captivation4.bsky.social to be my wedding officiant before meeting her IRL. We were internet book club friends. And she was even better than I expected. 🥰

Stop expecting empathy, decency & humanity from people who have none.

I also would like to buy a sheet of gold stars to journal my menial achievements that I still want to celebrates. Like parking in the middle of the parking spot.

If you have RSD, do not look up who blocked you on here. No need to spiral about random people with bad taste. 😅

I need a new pillow. People 35+ with insomnia spam me with your faves.

Kendrick beat Drake so bad Justin Trudeau quit. Canada dry.

Blink twice if your cat is forcing you to write this

People are upset ab the Wi-Fi connectivity and I’m upset that it takes two minutes to bake the pizza. What are you putting into my already unhealthy food?

I usually love when my husband touches me in his sleep but he is currently touching my head and turns out I don’t like that.

Well.

So the southern states banned pornhub. And honestly I wouldn’t have noticed or cared but I found out there is an adult parody of Bob’s Burgers and it’s on there.

I have finished one thing I’ve been putting off since December. I feel accomplished but… Now I gotta make dinner?! Girlbossing never ends…

There are some people I’ve seen on here who appear to think that use of AI is a moral flaw. We’re all entitled to our opinions but am just a little perplexed at such a strong stance.

Somebody must be eating these for me lol

A gentle reminder that new year resolutions don’t have to be about positive changes. You can commit to be more petty, seek revenge, and disrespect your enemies.

I also would like to magically destroy shit when I’m mad.

I felt it when Elphaba said “I’m the other daughter, I’m beautifully tragic”

Twins are for the right amount of violence I wish for in my life. 🤣

It finally happened. My mom was like what’s wrong you haven’t been on WhatsApp for 2 days? Who taught them that 🤣

Do non-black sims sleep with a bonnet?

My cycle tracking app has a 2024 wrapped and that is insane 🤣

This is the most objectively depressing Bob’s Burgers Christmas episode. Can someone check on the writers?