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A new poem. Poem of the day. Poem of the week. All the poems in all the land come together to admire this poem. No one poets like Fupa Jones, the poet of record for all the poems that matter.

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There's a less than jake chance we mention you in this episode. We're your road map to pussy, baby. The treasure trail to One Eyed Willy. I'll be Mikey and you be Mouth.

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But is he defiant?

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Singing is good for your heart. So is farting. You can do both tonight. Join us for some karaoke starting around 7pm.

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There is only now. And @shiddermob.bsky.social . There is only now and Shidder Mob. Now and forever. Like CATS. Meow.

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Les Fuparables

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Looking for a good time? Sing some pervy songs with @klemstump.bsky.social and @fupajones.bsky.social it’s better than dry jacking on a humid day

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See me Feel me Touch me Shid me

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You know what else was approved for use in chickens?

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A message for all the lovers and all the haters and anyone who likes things sometimes.

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Baby Micha's rules to Music Production 😈: 1. Loud = Good! 2. 4/4 Drum Rack (NO other note types!!) 3. Serum Presets!! 4. 1 View YouTube video for samples! -👶

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You missed some good time fun. Honoring all the planes. It’s like 15 9/11s. Listen to @klemstump.bsky.social version of this classic 9/11 song.

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Join the gang tonight for some hardcore karaoke. Come sing your favorite song! Or just listen to the smooth vocal styling or @klemstump.bsky.social and @fupajones.bsky.social

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I don't understand what contacting my representative and senators is going to do about anything. They're the ones allowing it to happen and the ones who don't like it are powerless to stop it.

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It’s Friday night! What does that mean? It means you’ll be singing your little hearts out with us tonight. Joining in The Loading Zone for some heartfelt karaoke. NO LOADS REFUSED!

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It’s a No Loads Refused Christmas Eve! Join us for some karaoke. It’s like truck month, only better. Tonight at 7pm.

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Santa is the feeling you get in your heart at Christmastime. @fupajones.bsky.social is the feeling you get between your legs everyday. Merry Christmas!

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Need a last minute gift for your dad? I think I found it for you. You’re welcome.

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I love Christmas so much. It’s a tacky holiday and I’m a tacky person. Here’s a thread of my favorite ornaments. My all time favorite. It’s at least 15 years old. My sister made it for me. That video is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

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It’s Christmastime!!! Let’s go!

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I need a @shiddermob.bsky.social Christmas song.

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There needs to be a news outlet that favors public disclosure. Every major media had the manifesto, happily quoted from it, but refused to publish it in full. Media paternalism at its worst. I'm trying to do something different on my site. Support us: kenklippenstein.substack.com

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This is so beautiful. The inability to read the room is truly remarkable. It’s art.

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Lo-fi hotdog

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My mom called me yesterday to ask about the CEO shooting, then said to me “We’re gonna find out it was Blue Cross Blue Shield”

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When I was little my mom used to tell me “Santa is the feeling you get in your heart at Christmastime” on Wednesday I finally understood what she means.

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Every year

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I haven’t been this happy since the Titan submersible imploded.

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I think I sharted. I’ll find out when I get home.

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A new poem. Poem of the day. Poem of the week. All the poems in all the land come together to admire this poem. No one poets like Fupa Jones, the poet of record for all the poems that matter.

There's a less than jake chance we mention you in this episode. We're your road map to pussy, baby. The treasure trail to One Eyed Willy. I'll be Mikey and you be Mouth.

But is he defiant?

Singing is good for your heart. So is farting. You can do both tonight. Join us for some karaoke starting around 7pm.

There is only now. And @shiddermob.bsky.social . There is only now and Shidder Mob. Now and forever. Like CATS. Meow.

Les Fuparables

Looking for a good time? Sing some pervy songs with @klemstump.bsky.social and @fupajones.bsky.social it’s better than dry jacking on a humid day

See me Feel me Touch me Shid me

You know what else was approved for use in chickens?

A message for all the lovers and all the haters and anyone who likes things sometimes.

Baby Micha's rules to Music Production 😈: 1. Loud = Good! 2. 4/4 Drum Rack (NO other note types!!) 3. Serum Presets!! 4. 1 View YouTube video for samples! -👶

You missed some good time fun. Honoring all the planes. It’s like 15 9/11s. Listen to @klemstump.bsky.social version of this classic 9/11 song.

Join the gang tonight for some hardcore karaoke. Come sing your favorite song! Or just listen to the smooth vocal styling or @klemstump.bsky.social and @fupajones.bsky.social

I don't understand what contacting my representative and senators is going to do about anything. They're the ones allowing it to happen and the ones who don't like it are powerless to stop it.

It’s Friday night! What does that mean? It means you’ll be singing your little hearts out with us tonight. Joining in The Loading Zone for some heartfelt karaoke. NO LOADS REFUSED!

It’s a No Loads Refused Christmas Eve! Join us for some karaoke. It’s like truck month, only better. Tonight at 7pm.

Santa is the feeling you get in your heart at Christmastime. @fupajones.bsky.social is the feeling you get between your legs everyday. Merry Christmas!

Need a last minute gift for your dad? I think I found it for you. You’re welcome.

I love Christmas so much. It’s a tacky holiday and I’m a tacky person. Here’s a thread of my favorite ornaments. My all time favorite. It’s at least 15 years old. My sister made it for me. That video is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

It’s Christmastime!!! Let’s go!

I need a @shiddermob.bsky.social Christmas song.

There needs to be a news outlet that favors public disclosure. Every major media had the manifesto, happily quoted from it, but refused to publish it in full. Media paternalism at its worst. I'm trying to do something different on my site. Support us: kenklippenstein.substack.com

This is so beautiful. The inability to read the room is truly remarkable. It’s art.

Lo-fi hotdog

My mom called me yesterday to ask about the CEO shooting, then said to me “We’re gonna find out it was Blue Cross Blue Shield”

When I was little my mom used to tell me “Santa is the feeling you get in your heart at Christmastime” on Wednesday I finally understood what she means.

Every year

I haven’t been this happy since the Titan submersible imploded.

I think I sharted. I’ll find out when I get home.

“I don’t have a Spotify Wrapped. I listen to music on an 8 track player I bought at Savers” Shut up! This is why no one likes you.

I don’t remember being this sad, but I guess I was.

Working on my Christmas cards