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How can I think about the Roman Empire when all I think about is Tottenham Hotspur Football Club?
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There’s a good chance that all of this economic chicanery is being done so that some shadowy rich cabal can make a quick profit and run out the back door while the public is left holding the bag. Oh, I was talking about Chelsea Football Club, but I guess it applies to these “tariffs” too.

Me and the US market doing the Spiderman pointing meme

Hell yes! Just knowing Elon is having a bad night hits so hard. Get out of my state you jagoff.

Hold this L, Strom, you vile racist bitch.

Very excited to vote against the candidate this idiot spent millions of dollars to try and elect. Also, never even a consideration to give him the Cheesehead pass. My culture is not your costume.

I thought I felt a looming darkness just around the corner.

Djed Spence is so great he’s even making me listen to a Rio Ferdinand podcast

I love this. King 👑

Trump spouting nonsense like all the dumbest guys I went to high school with who have Facebook brain rot.

Kulu been an absolute donkey the whole game but that was magic lol

Another plane crash today - bring back all of the they/thems and the blue haired theatre majors! Straight white men are not meant for the skies! DEI is apparently the one thing holding air travel together.

Someone needs to find out how to bottle the essence of the Ange Call. They’d make a fortune. Apparently it’s irresistible!

As a guy who enjoys reading, I don’t own Dune but I have accepted that I inevitably will. The only part I’m not sure on is if I go to a store or if it just kinda shows up on my bookshelf.

Woke up this morning with a sore right knee. I guess I’ve been taking part in Ange Postecoglu’s training sessions while I sleep?

TikTok is restored but the only video that shows up for me is bros flipping out about how long the Great Wall of China is and I think that’s great

Fact check - Knowledge is my favorite hobby and I’m broke.

Baker Mayfield is 6 feet tall but has the demeanor of a man about 7 inches shorter.

Chose to make a quick run to the store after the first Love interception and ended up getting into an accident because the roads were glare ice. Missed the rest of the game. Hard to say if I would’ve had a better time still going out or staying in and watching the game.

Instead of coffee in the morning, I’ll just watch the video of Dom’s incredible run to bully Konate off the ball and perfectly lay it off to Bergvall for the winner.

Unprecedented injury crisis forcing us to play the children in a cup semifinal.

Feels like we’re in a slow march towards Ange getting sacked, which would just be another mistake in a long line of them the past 5+ years.

It might be easy to get bogged down by all the bad stuff happening, but time with the family during the holidays sure provides the antidote for all that.

I’ll be satisfied if we fail to buy multiple players in January if we instead figure out how to clone Djed Spence

Magussen took Lewis out of Q1 by knocking a bollard under his car. What a Mario Kart-ass way to go out of your final Mercedes qualifying session.

Can’t watch live but really glad to see Dom is back! COYS!

The anger towards the United Healthcare CEO after he himself was killed is another reminder that people are very mad at the way things are going. That anger can be directed, even for good. Seems like someone should try and direct it towards something other than immigrants and trans people. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Get Porro off ffs he’s clearly hurt

We all know who will decide match - Sergio Reguilon

Loving the passing range of Radu. Guy can really hoof it up the pitch. Don’t mention it to his agent though, guy will never stop yapping.

Me watching Dom Solanke comps

Thankful to be a Drake hater because his hilarious lawsuit has allowed me to temporarily stop progressing through the stages of grief over having Fraser Forster in goal.

Everybody is freaking out - Forster will be fine! A 57 year-old goalkeeper, he’s basically hitting the peak of his career!

Why would I rather face last season’s invincible Leverkusen squad on Thursday than a relegation threatened Roma?