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How can I think about the Roman Empire when all I think about is Tottenham Hotspur Football Club?
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Listening to my favorite D&D podcast and it turns out the dungeon master Brian Murphy (not sure if he’s On Here) is a Spurs fan! One of the players sang a parody of Glory, Glory, Tottenham Hotspur for him in an attempt to get leveled up. We really are a massive club, showing up everywhere 😆

Really wish that Lange wouldn’t work in silence because I could use some transfer rumors during this week+ of no decision on Ange. Paratici has gotta step up and start some rumors about some obviously illegal deals in Italy.

Brennan is still drunk, first back post cross he’s gonna see 3 balls and score all of them.

Love this from Alfie’s IG. Don’t think we’ve seen crowds pour into the streets like this since the days of literal Jesus Christ cruising in on a donkey. We are massive! #COYS

Yeah that man isn’t getting the sack

This is real life, not a FIFA cutscene on my Xbox

Love that Arse are the banter club now. Every post I see of one of their fans trying to claim their Covid FA Cup is clear of our Europa or that they had the better 24/25 season is full of replies from every other club just slagging them off

Gonna end up having more pictures on my phone of us lifting the trophy last night than I have of my own kid

It is so funny that the season we were complete and utter shit is when we finally win one and shut everyone the hell up. Immense performance. Spursy no more.

YEEESSSSSSS!!!! Crying and shaking in my cubicle at work 😂 😭 COME ON YOU SPURS!!!!!

BRENNAN JOHNSON SCORES GOALS

I’ve been unlucky with the entire UEL run and have had to work during each match, following along on my phone and listening on the Spurs app. I had the chance to take today off but I’m so superstitious that I’m going in to the office and taking in the game the same way I have this entire run 😂 COYS

Anime lovers are the best of us, I’ve always said 🏹

To everyone joking during NFL Draft weekend about how there’s nothing to do in Green Bay besides hang around Lambeau, that is not true. We also have an Olive Garden.

Watching the replay and I don’t think there was enough outrage over the foul on Maddison. That’s like a whole-team-scrap level foul. If we were the lot down the road we’d be demanding UEFA lifetime bans but I just would’ve wanted Romero to throw down with like 3 Frankfurt players at once.

We have returned home and I see the sun still shines on THFC. Up the fucking Spurs!!!!

I’ll be chaperoning my daughter’s field trip while the match is going on today. Touching grass, taking in the beauty of our planet while at a nature preserve, only to have it ruined once I log on to see what’s happened to Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.

Ready for a Richy goal contribution and injury 🫡

“Prime, but with human beings”

Oh now I feel better

With the way this Arsenal game has gone I just know we are holding 4 on Thursday.

Trump to all Americans as our economy crashes

There’s a good chance that all of this economic chicanery is being done so that some shadowy rich cabal can make a quick profit and run out the back door while the public is left holding the bag. Oh, I was talking about Chelsea Football Club, but I guess it applies to these “tariffs” too.

Me and the US market doing the Spiderman pointing meme

Hell yes! Just knowing Elon is having a bad night hits so hard. Get out of my state you jagoff.

Hold this L, Strom, you vile racist bitch.

Very excited to vote against the candidate this idiot spent millions of dollars to try and elect. Also, never even a consideration to give him the Cheesehead pass. My culture is not your costume.

I thought I felt a looming darkness just around the corner.

Djed Spence is so great he’s even making me listen to a Rio Ferdinand podcast

I love this. King 👑

Trump spouting nonsense like all the dumbest guys I went to high school with who have Facebook brain rot.

Kulu been an absolute donkey the whole game but that was magic lol

Another plane crash today - bring back all of the they/thems and the blue haired theatre majors! Straight white men are not meant for the skies! DEI is apparently the one thing holding air travel together.

Someone needs to find out how to bottle the essence of the Ange Call. They’d make a fortune. Apparently it’s irresistible!

As a guy who enjoys reading, I don’t own Dune but I have accepted that I inevitably will. The only part I’m not sure on is if I go to a store or if it just kinda shows up on my bookshelf.

Woke up this morning with a sore right knee. I guess I’ve been taking part in Ange Postecoglu’s training sessions while I sleep?

TikTok is restored but the only video that shows up for me is bros flipping out about how long the Great Wall of China is and I think that’s great

Fact check - Knowledge is my favorite hobby and I’m broke.