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(She/Her) Amateur artist/occasional streamer FFXIV, Pokémon, Monster Hunter, whatever! WoLs: Katina Star and Annika Lombardi I have a website! https://Klopford.com
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Freaking *finally* got this surgery scheduled and it’s three days before my birthday lololol 😅

Katina and Urianger had too much to drink one evening in Tural. He walked her back to the cabins like the gentleman he is. And then Katina just… went for it. She immediately darted inside afterwards, embarrassed, and started stressing out about whether or not he had moved on from Moenbryda. 😅

Explain your username: I just randomly came up with the name Klopford when I was eight, it’s the surname of an important family in this story I came up with at the time (which was the origin of Katina!) Now I use it everywhere because it’s never taken!

what if they updated eternal bonding ceremonies to have the option for a loporrit officiant called Weddingway

Katina would probably only tell the twins because they’re already rich. Word might spread to the other Scions but they’re super chill about it (again, we know the twins are wealthy and it’s not like Estinien regularly asks Alphy for lunch money or anything.) She would buy a larger house. 😊

okay friends - i could really use some help tanking the stack damage of moving from mpls to chicago - movers are expensive! i'll be opening eorzean passport comms again soon please share far and wide, and thanks for helping!! ko-fi.com/ishgardianan...

The berries!

I had a dream a while back that the scions had to infiltrate a gala like in spy movies or whatever. Alphinaud was pretending to be some influential foreign diplomat, mingling with the guests, looking dapper in a dark blue suit. (1/3)

I hate dealing with billing. I hate not being able to get in touch with the scheduler to know WHEN my fibroid surgery is going to happen, because I have people putting plans on hold to be available to drive me to/from, etc… I’m also still pretty scared about going under anesthesia.

After the Bloody Banquet #ffxiv

Something blue raspberry 💙

Literally me.

I honestly miss Robin Hood subs. They’re a chain that only existed on military bases and have gradually been phased out. If one was still open I couldn’t go anyway because I’m no longer a dependant (too old) or a contractor (used to be, two jobs ago lol)

Ok so like I already got the umbrella and this suit? Still gotta grind like hell for the Star Crew outfit though...

If you use GenAI, you’re not welcome here #NoAI

Katina responds best to the smell of breakfast. But a gentle nudge/shake works too!

Katina would be brave steel/dragon. Annika would be gentle grass/fire.

Rent-lowering reminder that I have an alt (Annika) that ships with Alphinaud because I love awkward wholesome teenage romance tropes 😉 Plus she’s only two years older and already in her growth spurt and I think that’s hilarious!

Katina’s reaction to Urianger’s glow-up #ffxiv (1/2)

So the pope dies and the gates of oblivion open. Typical.

A lot of my digital art starts as pencil! Especially if I’m drawing at work!

Stubborn nerdy men getting flustered send tweet

some classes just don't mesh well together, but then some do #ffxiv #art

Whose idea was it to make collectibles with only 30 durability?!

words to live by

Another one for the Katinaverse lol #oblivion

Quote this post with your 4 favorite gposes you’ve made!

Tataru because she can’t fight, then the Twins because they’re her kids.

“I’ve been told there are hot springs in Urqopacha. Mayhap, time permitting…” Of course they had to! 😁

Literally everyone who decides to ship Katina would probably make her a lesbian just because she looks butch lol

Happy Easter! May we offer you a nice egg in this trying time?