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kludge.guru
I have already compiled an up-to-date brochure on why and how exactly I am so goddamn boring and it is available to anyone for free at https://loud.computer/@virtulis
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- Ka tavi simptomi ietekmē tavu ikdienu? - Mana ikdiena ir mani simptomi un to menedžēšana. Visa pārējā dzīve notiek tam pakārtoti, ar atlikušajiem resursiem.

- я модулятор, вы модулятор, мы модулятор! #шляпа

C-style strings in Rust should come with a disclaimer: "This string has been handled in a facility that also processes uninitialized memory."

You: Oh my god the house is on fire! Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,

This shot doesn't advance the plot and could be removed without distrupting the film, but it was important to me to have moments like this where we can get to know the characters.

I know this will make some people angry, but Riga, the capital of Lithuania, is the most beautiful city in post-soviet Eastern Europe. Deal with it.

To address this I am launching a series of Breaking Bad News ASMR videos so that people come to associate the worst news you can ever hear with those fun little tingles

If your community building doesn't involve covid safety then it isn't

линейные механические сычи

- Человека из пистолета что сделали, что он умер? - Застрелили? - Вот, только из рубанка! #шляпа

Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.

ПЭШН ФРУТ

puorsvorā es pījemu atbiļdeigus finansialus lāmumus, bet dažreiz es nūpierku kaudzi gruomotu volūdā, kurā naasu da šam eisti skaitiejusi, jo koncepts mīleigs (i kod ta vēļ es pasyuteišu nu Pūlejis gruomotys boltkrīviski!?)

Pēkšņi atcerējos šo šedevru no bērnības, un nekur nevaru atrast video. Kam tie interneti vispār tad vajadzīgi. :( www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux1f...

печаль на футболках

Забор одного частного дома. На столбе лежит плюшевая собака. На табличке написано "Во дворе нормальная собака" 🤔

This is a hilarious way to say “we haven’t figured out how to make AI do anything useful”

Arena allocation is when you make your data structures fight over how much memory they get. It has its place but lacks the elegance of battle royale allocation

Why are there like a hundred youtube channels posting videos titled "why it sucks to be born as...", is this some content farm shit and are any humans involved

As Queen of the Fediverse, in light of recent events and statements by Mark Zuckerberg opening the door to racism and transphobia, Threads is exiled social.coop/@cwebber/113... (NOTE: I am not really Queen of the Fediverse, that's an ongoing joke title people have bestowed on me for years)

I'm so tired of hearing about the decisions and goings on of shitty billionaires

My game Stimulation Clicker is out now, enjoy :) > neal.fun/stimulation-...

totally appreciate the sentiment but I can't help feel this is misplaced as a movie theater seat dedication

I feel like I'm losing my mind- guys, haven't we been over the fact that LLMs don't actually know anything? it doesn't have any knowledge about the X algo whatsoever, it's making shit up, and it would have said the same thing before Elon announced anything. Why are we treating this as real

God damn GOD DAMN!! Man this interview is a breath of fresh air. www.wsws.org/en/articles/... #S0Pol

Looks like the rabid fox bite story has now been yeeted from that article because fun is forbidden. So it's no longer a Wikipedia article that cites itself as a source :( Reminds me how @mmasnick.bsky.social's Wikipedia page still cites his post about his Wikipedia article being wrong. As a source.

Because it's come up recently, a reminder that the Y2K bug wasn't overhyped. It was a huge problem and an huge number of people worked fast and hard and fixed it. Like the ozone hole. It's not a lesson in overhype. It's a lesson in humankind's ability to cooperatively solve problems.

please don't make games with the tetris tetronimos or the tetris game board size. those are, for whatever fucking reason, allowed to be trademarked by the tetris foundation and they aren't very nice about it they shut down a git repo of a custom OS made for a YT video cause it came with tetris

*appears* I'm you from the future! There's no time to explain! *vanishes*

Enter the year you’re going to die into the GIF search to see how it happens and then reply with it to this post, to break causality and prevent it from happening.

Has @legaleagle.bsky.social just started the largest collab in youtube history 🤔