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kmr.bsky.social
callipygian formerly twitter famous. seen in forbes, vice, vanity fair, time, huffpost, and the u.s. government.
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1460 to go

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Didn’t take long for the incoming admin…

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

8 years ago, I asked Jason Kander what his favorite political quote was and 8 years later, it holds true again. Obama said this during his farewell speech in 2016. “This is just a little pit stop. This is not a period, this is a comma in the continuing story of building America.”

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Before Thanksgiving is never too early in this house.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

For anyone who knew my anonymous Twitter account: I just want to comment that I am not returning to Twitter under my alter-ego. I will consider returning here on Bsky under the right circumstances. This is all I will state publicly.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I’m at a castle.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

returning to my roots

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

"these guys see made-up 'psyops' everywhere until a mysterious foreigner offers them fantastic amounts of money for practically nothing then they turn into Mr Magoo" www.washingtonpost.com/style/media/...

submitted 178 days ago • 12 comments

OSAC or not to OSAC?

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

Please America, don’t make me go back to my alter ego.

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

Mark Kelly would be a badass VP, just saying.

submitted 221 days ago • 0 comments

The bots have been heavily churning out biblical talking points the last year or so. Waiting for someone to write about that.

submitted 231 days ago • 0 comments

yikes

submitted 256 days ago • 0 comments

congrats bsky on the “official” launch!

submitted 389 days ago • 0 comments

This is my new friend, Doug. I am not the dog.

submitted 494 days ago • 1 comment

There are few times I’ve ever been heartbroken in sports over losing a player. Damian Lillard leaving Portland is one of them.

submitted 517 days ago • 0 comments

So I’m finally moving into a permanent house in a few days. Yay! With new house also comes new puppy shortly thereafter. Do I name him (a golden retriever): a.) Doug b.) Dave

submitted 523 days ago • 0 comments

Kidney stones are the worst. Thankful for painkillers even though they also make me feel like shit.

submitted 525 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I could hide in a small cave from September 9th to September 13th.

submitted 539 days ago • 1 comment

“There are two ways to be fooled One to believe what isn't true The other is to refuse to believe what is true.” --Kierkegaard

submitted 544 days ago • 0 comments

my dearest friend and our beloved ines helene (@inihelene.bsky.social) has been missing since friday 25th august; last known sighting in oxie, malmo, sweden 😞. *please* repost, and if you have any information whatsoever, contact on the below details, or i'll pass it on if you dm. 🤍😥 #findines

submitted 552 days ago • 13 comments

I keep seeing VisitUSA commercials on TV here in Canada and it feels like seeing your ex-girlfriend on Tinder wearing lingerie.

submitted 553 days ago • 0 comments