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Call me LeBron the way I never wanna pass

submitted 421 days ago • 0 comments

Giving an inspiring speech to the moshpit between sets like the coach at a high-school football game

submitted 421 days ago • 0 comments

I keep forgetting bluesky exists so I'm dropping some pics of the cat I'm fostering as apology

submitted 457 days ago • 0 comments

The aftermath of seeing Dragonforce and Dying Fetus in the same weekend (nothing nsfw but lots and lots of bruises)

submitted 473 days ago • 0 comments

Took some family photos with 10 of my children

submitted 494 days ago • 1 comment

While musk is a baffoon and this message is comically stupid. Musk and the techno fascists/accelerationist contingent turning their gaze towards Wikimedia and Wikipedia betrays their actual intent. Ending our ability to know what is real, What is true, and facts.

submitted 495 days ago • 46 comments

It's really cool that Planned Parenthood does informed consent but I really want an HRT clinic that will forcefem me

submitted 495 days ago • 0 comments

People sometimes get confused when I use the phrase "smasher time." One I woke up at 7:35 pm for a 7:30 bracket, and I managed to make it to the venue 15 minutes away without holding up the tournament, because someone else was even later than me. That's operating on smasher time

submitted 495 days ago • 1 comment

I forgot to post like a week of my tweets on bluesky too, forgive me for spamming my funny ones real quick

submitted 495 days ago • 0 comments

Guy who uses sovereign citizen arguments to get out of his 5150 order

submitted 495 days ago • 0 comments

Someone should take away my ebay account, just bought this

submitted 495 days ago • 0 comments

Creative process at work

submitted 495 days ago • 0 comments

The most posting-addict thing I do is (very occasionally) retweet my own shit to get more dopamine from interactions. When I start doing that I'm down bad for some fucking likes

submitted 495 days ago • 1 comment

No officer, you don't understand. That's my emotional support bong, I have a doctor's note and am allowed to take it on this plane

submitted 500 days ago • 0 comments

Selling fentanyl-laced cocaine to cops as a form of praxis

submitted 502 days ago • 0 comments

The Dodge V8 450 Horsepower flex-fuel powered fuck machine

submitted 503 days ago • 0 comments

I've almost completed my punch card for the suicide hotline. If I call one more time I get a free sandwich and a drink

submitted 504 days ago • 1 comment

"not a racial thing, it's a size thing"

submitted 512 days ago • 1 comment

You can do so much better with 300 characters than 240, this is at the character limit on the other site

submitted 512 days ago • 1 comment

The copy-paste functionality just isn't working for me on Twitter anymore. It'll either garble my text or only let me paste one line. I have no idea how they screwed it up, how twitter can keep finding new insane ways to break down. It's like a Jaguar with 400,000 miles that is running to spite god

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

They/It/Baja/Blast

submitted 514 days ago • 0 comments