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Inebriatus/ Knight Tippler. If you fanboy Elon, we won’t be friends. If you rep Bakunin, or Walt Whitman, we will be. I have a fairly low bar for admission, but it is inflexible.
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what the world needs now is more Leon Bridges music

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I dont know who needs to hear this, but you can keep your jaw clenched and your shoulders tense. Go ahead and fuck shit up.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Dueling banjos but with mental illnesses.

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

There's actually a mathematical formula to describe all the Republicans lining up to pretend like the January 6th attack didn't happen. It's called the Fibbing Nazi Sequence.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

lightning struck right outside my window and I realized I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want it to be loud

submitted 9 days ago • 35 comments

Well, it was actually Jessica Finklestein, but the ‘Rari was a very close second.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Trump promises to grow out his Golden Dome and comb it over Canada if they agree to become the 51st state.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

#WearAMask

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

ok so an important thing i really think people on bluesky need to hear about the anti-trans megabill the tl;dr is that you could actually turn the tide of trans rights in america right now but if you don’t act now, then we’re all cooked indefinitely please read on 🧵

submitted 12 days ago • 17 comments

Cybertruck on the streets, alone in the sheets.

submitted 79 days ago • 7 comments

All I'm saying is that the package for anti-diarrhea medicine should be easier to open.

submitted 15 days ago • 35 comments

when you discover a new song that you feel tremendous affection for it's like. oh. wow. i hope i don't die for a very long time. and this can keep happening

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

So this morning I was lying in bed and I just started thinking, and right then and there I knew that was my problem.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

The new Pope Leo unexpectedly outshines the NY Knicks' Jalen Brunson as this week's most newsworthy Villanova University grad.

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

Don't forget today, your actions matter. Also, don't park like an arsehole.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

presidents should get a probationary period and if their approval rating falls below 50% at any point within their first three months in office we get to eject them from the country with a catapult

submitted 41 days ago • 125 comments

I stopped attending Mass regularly in 1995 however I have never formally left the Church nor been excommunicated. the college of cardinals therefore has an opportunity to do something extremely funny. holler at yr boy, Rome

submitted 44 days ago • 56 comments

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... Hey! It worked!

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

I feel like we are at the part of the dystopian movie where a rag tag group of rebels is explaining to the protagonist via flashbacks what the fuck happened to the planet fifty years ago and fifty years ago is now

submitted 49 days ago • 21 comments

Trump wasn’t content with raping a couple of dozen women; now he’s decided to fuck the whole country.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Billionaires should totally be allowed to exist… so that the rest of us can hunt them for sport. And you know they’re always in season.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

If I stop being a fuckup I’ll simply die.

submitted 63 days ago • 11 comments

It’s been 24 years since 9/11; I would really like it if we could dispense with the fascist jingoism during the seventh inning stretch, please. If there is a god, Zhe will certainly not bless America right now. Let’s go back to “Take Me Out To The Ball Game.”

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments