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Henceforth, any plane that lands and flips will be known as the Fetterman landing.

submitted 4 days ago • 417 comments

Folks: I am NOT affiliated with the group that is using my name to support an economic boycott. Please spread this post, if you would.

submitted 9 days ago • 418 comments

Knives Out Glass Onion is prophetic.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I forgot about the “or not” clause in the constitution.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

You cannot promote a colorblind merit-based society while equating diversity with incompetence.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

These tariffs should be great for the stock market. It worked so well in 1929.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Genre is a marketing term

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

In the eighth grade, I took a standardized test on which I scored 99th percentile. I didn’t really fully understand it until I got to college and learned about this. This explains everything. Over 70% of Americans are functionally illiterate - and always will be.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Since Trump executive order on gender, designates the gender “at conception“ then that means everyone is female. Male parts are developed at six weeks. 

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Since Trump executive order on gender, designates the gender “at conception“ then that means everyone is female. Male parts are developed at six weeks. 

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Chinese spy: “Damn, can you believe Kiki has TWO baby daddies?” (Chinese accent left out because I’m woke like that)

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 34 days ago • 69 comments

I may not have billions of dollars, but I also haven’t been summoned to some awful Florida swamp hut to a kiss a rapist conman’s ass

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

If you can’t afford to pay workers a fair wage you shouldn’t be in business.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I always follow back.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

“You’re too dumb to do this job” is what ppl said about black ppl for generations. Birds are roosting.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Elon and Viveck want us to emulate the apartheid and caste systems of their respective countries. Meritocracy is double speak for wealthy getting wealthier.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Only have Thanksgiving dinner with the family that agrees with you lol.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments