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I regularly hit the “a” instead of the “s” on my iPhone keyboard when using spotlight search. As a result I have searched for the definition of the autofilled word “apothecary” hundreds of times when trying to open Spotify and now it’s the first thing my phone suggests.

This has the precise structure and tone of a phishing email

Pacome Ballers

RECORD EXEC: We absolutely loved this 4 minute track. Perfect dance pop song. Don’t change a thing. NOBODY: NOBODY: NOBODY: LCD SOUNDSYSTEM: OK, message received, we’ll add a 6 minute intro.

The coolest thing about the NHL is that there are two unrelated players named Sebastian Aho

A hockey player should not be allowed to have a generic name like “Sam Bennett.” That is a middle reliever. Need more sauce on these names.

How could we be so Hartless

Does anyone have the tweet someone did that’s like Trump claiming he was the first one to say not to be scared of the big train coming straight at the camera in the movies? @davidjroth.bsky.social was this yours?

Twelfth place on goal difference, you’ll never sing that

Ah yes, the smell of the grass, the crack of the bat, the apple.news/Av2KTayWBQBy...

Would you rather be Mac McClung or a guy with like a 7 year NBA career getting 8 minutes a night off the bench?

My man looks like he’s been drawn for A SCANNER DARKLY (2006)

This is the greatest fake comeback of all time

I will not Download The Fetch App

Brady just monologuing unsolicited about how sad it made him to lose to the Giants is the best thing that has happened to me in the NFL in a decade.

I truly hate the Philadelphia Eagles but the manner of this ass-kicking has been extremely cool. Can’t even be mad at them.

Someone needs to explain to me why field goal kickers have improved more than any other type of athlete in the last 20 years

Wish they could make the Eagles d-line the collective MVP, just as I wished they could have for the Giants in SB42

This is the Kendrick/Drake beef of Super Bowls

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895