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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

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I may not be popular or rich or a chick magnet or have a real sense of how to live life. But that’s all I have to say.

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Whoever ruined SoundCloud meet me at the swingset at 4:30. I’m gonna kick your ass

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Why do dishes have to be so loud? Like god couldn’t turn that down a touch?

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Hi, yes I’ll have a bean burrito and your hand in marriage please.

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This new administration really reveals which celebrities are spineless.

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Everything speaks volumes so long as the sound is on

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Is analysis really necessary for such an act?

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REI supporting trump is like rabbits supporting wolves

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Spoken word but it’s deathcore

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Having someone dress up and pretend to be macho man Randy savage for a Super Bowl commercial, is the lowest they’ve ever gone.

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All I want is millions of dollars and a house on another continent. I mean is that too much to ask?

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Hand crafted locally sourced vegan grenades

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Why is malwarebytes actually just malware?

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70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ

submitted 13 days ago • 224 comments

Kendrick is the chosen one

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ACAB for cutie

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Smoke a blunt with the boys at church, call that a holy communion.

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Kanye doesn’t deserve to be on Apple Music top albums. Take that trash off.

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Talk to your representative about putting enough goddamn mayo on my chicken sandwich

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I’m quitting cigarettes and switching to meth to ween myself off

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I had the best post you’ve ever seen in your entire life, but I can’t remember it so 🤷‍♂️

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So we’re almost at a billion posts. You know the one that crosses the finish line gonna be something like “Waifu content live at my pity party”

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I’m only gonna be putting in my one cent from now on. Shits too expensive for 2.

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Getting an ad from chevron telling me how much they care about energy and the world, makes me wanna light myself on fire.

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“Will that be all for you sir?” “Oh, could I get 50 million dollars worth of condoms too?”

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Freezing fuckin loans? Are you serious rn?

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Awareness awareness month

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