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Hey Muslims! Ol' Mohammed had a pretty good run for a few centuries,but in the end, he let Israel bomb the crap outta you & kinda let you down. May we suggest Donald Trump become your NEW Lord? He won't save you, but he IS rich & isn't THAT enough to convince you to give him your homeland & hearts?

You DO realize that if a Russian presents his $5 MIL Gold Visa he can have sex with ANY American he wants to! Sorry, but thats THE LAW

We all KNOW that PEPSI started the Cola-War no matter what all the anti-Coke forces IN OUR OWN GOVERNMENT are trying to tell you!

This restaurant wins for the best decorated bathroom ever

I think CBS should do a big crossover event where they cancel ALL the NCIS shows at the same time because all the characters are simultaneously fired by a DOGE email

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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

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We all KNOW that PEPSI started the Cola-War no matter what all the anti-Coke forces IN OUR OWN GOVERNMENT are trying to tell you!

I think CBS should do a big crossover event where they cancel ALL the NCIS shows at the same time because all the characters are simultaneously fired by a DOGE email

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. We need to fix this before mom comes home.

Most people don't know this but Ancient Rome was fully remote until Julius Caesar implemented a return to office program and well you know what happened next

DID YOU KNO? Donald Trump's life mirrors that of Back to the Future villain Biff Tannen, except that instead of taking advice from his future self, Trump just listened to Satan

-The Question: How the hell did we get here? -The Answer: Citizens United.

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

Some things should be not-for-profit. Healthcare Public education Prisons Mail delivery Politics/Elections Social Housing Options Water & Power That's my view.

All those millions DOGE is saving is being used to send this narcissistic idiot to every major sporting event in America so he can wave at some rednecks for about 10 minutes, get mentioned on TV, then leave.

Conservative Health News: If someone you know died of Covid after rejecting vaccines, then it's obvious that their faith in the power of Donald J.Trump was just too weak. Hopefully, your grandkids will do better with their new measles or bird flu pandemic

This blue Lobster was caught off the coast of Portland and returned to the water to continue to grow. Blue lobsters are one in two million.

Mike Pence just reposted an old article he wrote about the limitations on the powers of a president. For some reason. Here is a part of it.

The outside of the US Department of Justice vs. the inside of the White House.

There once was a Cybertruck owner Proud to show off his big metal boner He drove it hands-free Now it's wrapped 'round a tree And he's driving to work in a loaner

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

All those millions DOGE is saving is being used to send this narcissistic idiot to every major sporting event in America so he can wave at some rednecks for about 10 minutes, get mentioned on TV, then leave.

Every now & then I like to repost this for all the "religious" people fighting against "wokeism"

The laziest dumbest people in the world voted for a government that promised to be equally dumb & lazy & not do ANYTHING for anyone if they can get away with it

The most crucial business on President Trump's desk yesterday was Lil X's boogers smeared everywhere

"Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath"  Exodus 20:4–6 The fake Christians at Mar-a-Lago:

All that money DOGE is saving is being used for the President to go to football games & play more golf