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knownonlyasm.bsky.social
ascendant characan. literally the letter m personified. occasional earth guardian, caretaker of the world tree's dad. married to neptune. we out here drinking rc cola.
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out of mozzarella sticks...

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escape is not so simple

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

microwave starts with m. do you want to be the reason we find out for sure i have the ability to remotely detonate them i can say for a fact when i yell it uppercases everyones letters for miles. ruined a few students term papers that way once

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

i think people like having microwaves so i usually talk quiet on purpose. if i got loud they might explode

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

oh no i'm lowercase in speech only and it's by choice. if i talk with capital letters then very bad things start happening.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

oh my god you're actually the best you somehow picked up on the fact that she's still lowercase

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

oh, it's not for another few months. only mentioned it because i love mozzarella sticks and that's what g always makes

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

i think that'd be excessively difficult considering i don't live in anywhere

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

wasn't planning on stopping. besides, she makes good mozzarella sticks when it's my birthday

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

look i think it's for the best that i stop describing things but they're probably fine

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

i mean it wouldn't do much to me but kudos to you for trying so hard

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

now they're looking at the stump again

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

believe me even if you stopped i wouldn't notice. a drop of water compared to a fuckin waterfall

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

she still hasn't told me everything that went on there. sure, i could find out, but... if she doesn't tell me, i don't need to know. right?

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i basically live through life getting random jolts of shock every time someone uses the letter m in something

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

oh i adopted her a while back. encounter with my brother led to some things, long story... she was a victim of some kind of village incident. my bro does all kinds of stuff to get away when i'm chasing him, so... he brought her back to life. knew i would prioritize her over him.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

in my experience? better if you don't. there's only really one place you can end up going if you die, but you're meant to come back. it's the universe's pause screen - the stillness between. not a good place.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

her name's g

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

no i said it wouldn't be as dusty if it was a marehouse

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submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

don't make me do it

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

my daughter keeps sending me stuff from there. i hate that bird

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

you should consider how they're used to being you back from death. think maybe they just slot in? light pops your head off and puts the new one on and off you go?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

oh yeah i think i forgot to mention but my soul color was always 1da1f3 so changing back wasn't an issue

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

have you ever considered that i am self isolating very hard and yet you somehow reached me by either your own unconscious effort or the effort of a third party

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

don't make me get the reader out here i know for a fact they still have their gun

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

i mean everyone in the thread was just looking into the camera so i decided to join in

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

i thought we were doing a staring compilation

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and what the hell do you think i'm doing exactly if not self isolating

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

i am a letter given a voice and by god am i abusing my privileges

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

[CHAIR REJOINS PARODY BLUE SKY!] (1/3) Ahhhhhhh! What a beautiful day! Not having anyone bother me! Being all alone! Ahhhhhhhhh... Morning warehouse. Morning shelves. Morning camera that wasn't there bef-

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

it's monarchy we're talking about what did you expect

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

maybe you'd have better luck if you'd chosen to live in a mare house

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

they put out a patch. i'm in your obs now

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

i'd say it at least tells you that you shouldn't expect it to solve any problems. usually it makes things a lot worse or a lot dumber

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

... not in any of the ways people wish it did, that's the best answer i got.

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submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

how do you deal with your brother weekly appearing to flip you off and then disapparate from existence. asking for a friend

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

god dammit it happened again

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment