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he was one of my favorite athletes of all time, like i think Troy Polamalu was the only one i liked more and it was close. and now we're here

they’re assembling the pervert megazord

I’m betting on the Pacers to win Game 7 tonight because if a Republican-led US government is starting wars over spurious claims that Muslim countries are developing WMD programs, Haliburton is probably about to get a big win

The liberal establishment is putting more effort into stopping a progressive from becoming mayor of New York than they are to stopping all of Trump’s illegal actions combined at the moment.

I'm so old I remember watching this YTP in a bathroom stall at my college like an hour after it was posted and laughing my ass off

the fact that we somehow got through the first term of this dipshit without a war was a miracle and these dumb fucks just put him back in office

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

The exact moment when we as a country lost our g d minds.

My latest — The accusations of antisemitism against NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani have been some of the most appalling smears I’ve seen in my years covering politics. I wrote about the concerted attack, & pressure for American Jews to define a local political race through the lens of Israel:

says how fucking good Cena is that i think with 99% of wrestlers, the inverse pipe bomb promo would've failed horribly but with him it rocked

summer is soooooooo traaaaaaaash

Joe Davis: "Here's the 0-2. It is... OH NO! MARVIN HUDSON COST HIM AN IMMACULATE INNING!" Eric Karros: "That wasn't even borderline.... That was borderline middle-middle." Joe Davis: "Can we get ABS on loan for the night from Triple-A?... That's a bummer!" ⚾️👮‍♂️🎙️ #MLB

For what it's worth, the only NBA Finals Game 7s over the last two decades have all been classics. We're due for another! Cavs 93-89 over Warriors in 2016 Heat 95-88 over Spurs in 2013 Lakers 83-79 over Celtics in 2010

Stephen A Solitaire Sorry I just thought of this and I know it's not that good but it was in my head so I had to post it. Oh, also

This framing is beneath contempt. The Christian right and MAGA launched an unprecedented assault on the civil rights of a tiny minority and successfully weaponized the pseudoliberal establishment - led by the NYT - to provide it with a medical controversy pretext that doesn’t actually exist.

A New Jersey police officer has pleaded guilty to distributing CSAM. He distributed over 100 pics/vids of CSAM from a Kik account. Meet Officer Anthony Kelly.

literally no reason to do this other than hoping more LGBTQ people to k*ll themselves

There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.

God damn we just continue to treat our children terribly in this world

SCOTUS decision upholding the ban of gender affirming care for trans kids (but allowing cis minors to get the exact same treatment) is one of the most poorly reasoned decisions I've ever read. Roberts unbelievably says that trans youth lacks the "maturity" to get this care and may regret it - while

it needs to be studied about how Tom Cruise's inability to cope with his own age and mortality has been recontextualized into him being the last great movie star and paragon for movie theaters against streaming. Scientology? oh yeah sure but did you see him break his ankle for the love of the game?

Jesus Christ, the first guy on this list. 🤦 like... Does NO ONE do their research?

that's one of the most insane putback dunks of all time

look I'm not gonna sit here and say Knoxville is the great bustling metropolis of America, but 200k people is not a small town lol the city does have a 7-2 Democratic majority on city council. it's more like a D+4 city of 200k surrounded by a R+30 county of 300k others

and the majority of it is because grown ass adults can't cope with the fact that they're scared of needles

Triple H almost fitness and nutritioned his way into an early grave, so I wish him all the best in strategizing with RFK on the subject.

scott foster

Refs ruined the end of that game, man

i knew they were giving SGA a foul there lol

breaking: dad likes son, irrationally

the funniest part of Hannah Montana is that it's an AWFUL wig lol

booker ready to do anything other than vote no on republican legislation

Tasneem in Gaza had her account deleted again. She'll keep trying because the life of her family depends on donations, as aid has been blocked for months. There is scarce food available at highly inflated prices. Please give, if you care to. And help others here. 🙏♥️ www.gofundme.com/f/help-tasne...

Greta Thunberg, arriving back in Europe after her abduction by Israel in international waters, explains in 40 seconds why western governments are colluding in genocide:

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

It never occurred to me how blessed we were that Biden was too old for people like this to be horny for

you won't convince me that the only reason Gunther lost the belt was because he big-timed Taker and the nazi zombie cried about it

nature is healing

the nerve of these fuckers lol