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koalavenom.bsky.social
Singer for Abortion Twins and Over Wait Mammal. Musical Director for Pink It Up: Ska Bands Against Breast Cancer.
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Special announcement! #abortiontwinssuck

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WWE can be good, AEW has amazing PPVs, WWE vs AEW tribalism is pathetic.

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Ska punk keeps you young!

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April 2: With Cancerslug and Lot Lizards at The Orpheum in Tampa, FL April 12: Deviant Libation in Tampa, FL May 1st: 529 in Atlanta, GA May 2nd: Blackstrap Rock Hall in Gainesville, GA May 3rd: Mutiny Ocala in Ocala, FL May 4th: Stellar Records FL in Fort Myers, FL May 5th: Shuffle in Tampa, FL

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#snl #saturdaynightlive #abortiontwinssucks

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Bullying a jukebox with my own band's music is my life's goal.

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So... When are Weezer and The Rentals just going to tour together? Once that happens we will be one step closer to world peace.

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At our next recording session we're re-recording an old classic with a lot of friends. 😊 Y'all ain't ready for this! #abortiontwinssuck

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More than half of my life has been spent in a band with a really stupid name #abortiontwinssuck

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Stop what you're doing and turn on Nicktoons! Pizza Delivery episode of SpongeBob SquarePants is on!

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9 days until I get to run around on stage at The Orpheum with Abortion Twins!

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20 years of Abortion Twins! #abortiontwinssuck

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Abortion Twins with Cancerslug and Lot Lizards on April 2nd at The Orpheum!

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Jon Moxley, but he sings in a ska band:

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Now I don't know the exact date I stopped drinking officially but I am now at 4 months I think, that's neat ☺️ still going to the same places but not as often. I'm saving money and maybe I'll do another trip by the end of the year.

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Abortion Twins #ska cover of Life's Too Short by #aespa

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If you're on that other platform here's the event page for the late 90s tribute show we're doing. #reelbigfish #goldfinger #saveferris #theslackers #mu330 #rxbandits #blink182 #August15th #crowbarybor

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"Then let my wife eat the fucking receipt."

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Going to New World Brewery tonight for a ska show!

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Why doesn't Phil Anselmo wear shorts anymore? Because he's in his pant-era.

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The Sounds of '97! Tributes to #reelbigfish #goldfinger #theslackers #saveferris #mu330 #rxbandits #blink182 #ska #poppunk at Crowbar on August 15th!

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Abortion Twins are recording in April and then playing at Deviant Libation on April 12th!

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I miss the days where hating certain people wasn't seen as a political statement. Trump and Musk just fucking suck as humans... It's not my fault they got into politics. 😂

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On March 15th I will be unveiling the details on what might be the funnest show I have ever put together, and there will be plenty of time to plan for it! ☺️ I'm so excited!

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Breaking news: Punk band Abortion Twins is practicing tonight!

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Oh shit, Abortion Twins - Drunk In Publix! #abortiontwinssuck

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"Way to go buddy, it took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!"

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I like everything about this match except for AJ and Big Justice, The Rizzler needs to continue to dress up as Orange Cassidy. ☺️

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Who's watching AEW Revolution tonight?!

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I endorse this comparison for the simple reason that nobody has ever seemed more destined to die on the toilet

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#ithinkyoushouldleave #timrobinson #elonmusk #twitter

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Seeing @smokingpopesmusic.bsky.social tomorrow night!

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Save the date Tampa ska kids: August 15th!

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#abortiontwinssuck

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I'm really enjoying being a promoter lately ☺️ got a lot of good shows coming up, both kinds, ska and punk.

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Didn't Michelle Obama try to make America healthy and cause the Republicans to lose their fucking minds?

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It's already been a month since I was in Portland. Time fucking flies.

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I start my new job Wednesday. So excited!

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It's so great when you ask your coworkers to come hang out with you the night of your last day and a resounding 0 of them show up.

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So this is basically what if twitter wasn't owned by that man child and the name wasn't changed to something only a pre teen finds cool.

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Kramer: Take a look. Mile one-fourteen. Jerry: Aw, looks just like you. / S08E16 The Pothole https://seinfeldism....

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Who remembers when Eric Roberts listened to my band's (Abortion Twins) song about Eric Roberts?

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I start working from home this week ☺️ pretty darn excited.

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Everybody Loves Raymond reruns... That's what life is all about.

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Pro Wrestling is getting pretty awesome ☺️

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