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posting kobold on main

Did another drawing. A kobold who owns a hot air balloon wanted to take one of their buddy 'bolds on a hot air balloon ride with them. 😄

dragon: what was that? dragon: dragon: dragon: dragon: must have been the wind

goodnight

kobold tourism board guide, and it's all destinations like: - rock - rusty cola can next to tree - damp cave with a patch of moss - dragon tail

kobold: yip... yip... yip... yip... dragon, half asleep: where's the damn snooze button on this thing *frantically squishing kobold snoot*

They have so much to give... #kobold #scalie #furryart #furry

adventurer: why do you make rocks? can’t you just mine them? kobold: i don’t know. look man i gotta head back to work in 3 minutes and i haven’t finished my sandwich. how did you even get into the break room

kobold on their lunch break at the rock factory

dragon: all my other kobolds left and now i only have this one. his name is Grass Clippings Grass Clippings: hi

This sticker is now available on my Etsy page! www.etsy.com/listing/1869... #dnd #kobold

First print test isn't too shabby! Now I just need to get him up on the shop site!

kobold: (bites dragon) dragon: bite someone your own size!! kobold: oh yea? or what ;} dragon: (bites back) kobold:

Was not feeling the glitter but everything else checks out ;3c

twinkle sounds ✨

a teeny tiny fairy kobold with glittery butterfly wings

Whatever. Go my kobolds

🦎🍺 "Yip." "Yip." "Yip." "Mm-hm." //// @whygena.bsky.social @downhillholla.bsky.social @tatsuboldad.bsky.social @simplifypm.bsky.social #furryart #kobold #theyaredrinkingrootbeer

WOAH KOBOLD

kobold: yip dragon: thats cool and all, but it could be more exciting kobold: (puts on a cool hat) kobold: yip. look at my cool hat dragon: wow

nobody: kobolds meeting someone for the first time:

I have the scientific reason. So the p in “yip”(phonetically transcribed as [jɪp̚]) gets sorta swallowed, becoming [jɪʔ] where the p isn’t pronounced. because “yi” is a hard syllable to pronounce, the I lowers so it becomes [jɛʔ]. then it becomes more lax, becoming [ɛaʔ] and then shortened to [aʔ]

A kobold poet! Their most popular poem is called "Yip!", naturally. 😊

kobold named Flinton Steel

never be mean to a kobold, they can easily headbutt your crotch

kobold: i'm about to post some NSFW pictures of me human: oh is it gonna be you on a forklift kobold: ... human: are you gonna be wearing open-toed shoes and no helmet kobold: it- human: are you gonna be dancing around on top of the table kobold: it's pornography, susan.

Looking after the little ones, including the tiniest runt. #kobold

kobolds… ATTACK!!! [two tiny kobolds scurry forth. one is unarmed and the other is holding a stick. he trips and drops the stick]

sniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniff yip

Moss sorting in progress… #kobold

dragon: enlighten me, small one. do you consider the natural state of the soul to be quiet or chaos? tiny kobold hatchling: ᵃ dragon: hmm. i see…

a kobold absolutely annihilating a small plant with their beam attack

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“can you explain this gap in your resume?” yes. i was turned into a kobold for 7 years

Kobolds can actually jump really high. They even make the same noise that Mario makes when he jumps! Boing! 😄

A kobold. Just a kobold. Just one of the hundreds of kobolds who lives in one of the many dragons' lairs. Just an ordinary kobold. 😌