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Creative Technologist & Animator/Dev in LA. Tabletop and Videogames, Weird Culture, He/Him. Operating at about 0.42 self-actualization. One half of Scuttlebutt: https://www.youtube.com/@scuttlebuttery
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God obscene wealth really is just slowly being boiled alive by your own ego until you become a living cartoon character

I mean I guess this is sort of weird and new and scary but isn’t this also just humans being on their shit of believing in weird ass stuff and conspiracies and angels or whatever, like hasn’t there always been like 20% (or whatever) of us just desperate to has some personal connection to the cosmic

Huh apparently it’s news that yet another rich guy I’ve never heard of who may have briefly brushed against something important has decided to endorse disgraced ex-mayor Cuomo in the face of brownish and loosely socialistish competition, why that IS surprising news, what a redemption arc, who knew

Wait so climate change can just explode the road you’re driving on? I uh guess that makes sense

Sometimes I like to take a break from the online world of billionaire-manipulated news channels, crypto scams, and hallucinating google searches to visit a tree and appreciate its inability to lie to me

I don't know man I feel like if you're committing us to a regional war over uranium enrichment levels you should at least have some idea what the Department of Energy does.

Broke: We're all going to die Woke: A lot of people are going to die Bespoke: A lot of people are going to die for the stupidest fucking reasons ever

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

What number of those are we at yet?

How annoyed is Cheney right now that “GenZ presidential administrations these days” don’t even have to spend a year manufacturing consent or get a bunch of Congress to pretend a war is justified, do you think he’s seething? He was already so good at looking like he was seething all the time.

As far as I can tell the basic throughline of the manosphere is “the only way a man can succeed in this world that hates men is by being cruel and uncaring and turning all their focus inward” without ever considering that if the world does hate men, shit like that might be why

Dad goals

Second picture is absolutely destroying me

Started watching Your Friends & Neighbors (male midlife-crisis crime drama being genetically engineered in an entertainment lab for my exact demographic) & lost a plot thread, wandered over to Reddit to look it up & found some masculinist loser effortpost lamenting the sight of cunnilingus on screen

Block the Casbah youtu.be/bJ9r8LMU9bQ?... @theclash.com @garycrowleyonair.bsky.social @punkandnewwave.bsky.social

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

Cake or Death? #morkborg #eddieizzard

Incredible that the ICC attempting to arrest an Israeli constitutes a *national emergency*. We are a joke country whose legislators abdicated any governing responsibilities long ago

Honestly this is the video I needed tonight. You notice these assholes ALWAYS leave their car open and running after psyching themselves up to leap out and chase down some poor Home Depot day laborer and I have vivid fantasies of hopping in and trying to run them over.

No Kings 2.0 is on July 4th

"Subways are good. In a subway you might get a mariachi show. In a subway you might fall in love. In a subway you might see a dog. You’re scared? You’re scared of this? You’re scared of the beating heart of New York City’s magical essence?"

Hard to empathise with people who don’t have faces

There is not going to be even the pretext of a Congressional decision to go to war, is there?