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I podcast at Duckfeed.tv
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I just leaned about Le Creuset’s Pokémon line, which means I can get a Gengar frying pan for only a few thousand dollars.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

trillion dollar industry that will revolutionize everything

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

The student who ripped this sign down did more for trans people than most of our politicians.

submitted 18 hours ago • 25 comments

I poked around at some horror games, but all I feel like playing right now is Satisfactory, so come watch me stream that! twitch.tv/duckfeedtv

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Shame on my alma mater. This is a fucking disgrace and one day photos like this will be in history books and people will ask what the hell we were thinking.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Gretta the Cat, with Christmas Mouse, lying atop an Aldi bag that’s on top of a heating vent, near the fountain and feeder.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Imagine living your life like the monsters who dominate our attention at every moment. Imagine being so empty that you demand both power, and to be adored by strangers. Wanting much more than security and being left alone is crass, to me.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I have a distinct memory of being in high school and telling a very offensive joke to an older girl I liked. She looked me in the eye and told me in no uncertain terms that she couldn’t be around me if I talked like that. Her pushback made me a better person than I otherwise would have been.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

My dude’s wearing his “berries and cream” fit

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Not that they need laws to do whatever they want, but enacting a much stricter censorship and confiscation regime a-la the Comstock Act would be the next move after this, along with stripping our most effective institution for parts and selling off the rest.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If you ever see me with a Dr. Pepper and a Kit Kat Bar just understand that my Overall Wellbeing bar was in the red and I’m taking drastic action to fill it back up before I do something terrible.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. Losing your mind and spending countless years walking in small circles after being beguiled by Nashandra does.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This show is deep in the Patreon, but it’s very fun to have Gwen in the mix. Anyway this episode is about how Ditto must taste like Play-Doh and batteries.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Inspiring proof that if you post and podcast hard enough you will be lifted into a position that gives you unfettered access to all the private information you need to end or ruin any life you want.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

two congressional democrats turning keys at the same time and unlocking a vault with a six page memo inside

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

Used to be you’d get two new wife guys a month. Now I can’t even remember the last wife guy we got.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

It took less than five minutes to compose my comments in support of trans people being allowed to have appropriate paperwork. You should do the same.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

There should be a human-sized Juicero machine that you could put someone in if they call themselves a king.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Everything sucks but I bought new towels for the first time in my adult life. They’re much nicer than the hand-me-down bath towels I took to my first apartment.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

When your friend and creative partner is as sick as they’ve been in recent memory, but the patter must be maintained.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment