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disco elysium (2019)

hey government: KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Recently I've needed poplar for a couple different projects and every time I leave the home depot I feel obligated to quote this video

I'm wheeling and dealing

They call me The Beast the way I Rabban these hoes

Listening to a book about Snowden and apparently he referred to Mothra as a man and I will not stand for it

I have now seen Sonic 1 and the knuckles show completely sober and they're actually very good

I am going to watch all of American Dad

Yaknow I think the day Halo Reach came out may have been the best day of my life

Her being with musk finally makes sense to me, they like cancelled each other out

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

The unfortunate side effect of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is that it may have finally made me a sonic fan

Did anyone ever make a dildo out of floam and fuck it?

Wasn't sure if the second Trump term would be as funny as the first but then he started soft launching the idea of annexing Canada and my fears have been put to rest

How come no one uses nunchucks anymore. Forgotten art

Oh so Netflix can license Fly Me To The Moon for Squid Game but not Evangelion? Fucked up and evil

Squidded my pants and game in my pants

He was so young

Idk I say he's still fit for congress

Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine* Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary? Me (kicking dirt): No

my dog trying to wake my hungover ass up for potty time

Weed is a performance enhancing drug for talking about aliens

More like astro butt

METAPHOR SWEEEEEEP

Metaphor sweep

If half life 3 actually gets announced today I'll do the unthinkable and tip my landlord

Cillian Murphy looks like that little mummified alien here

I, too, was radicalized against health insurance companies by playing Among Us

A guy exploring one of Assad's compounds says "I feel like I'm playing Half-Life" All men are brothers

hurt people hurt people.

Waluigi Mangione out there saving healthcare CEOs lives