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kootlefoosh.bsky.social
26M looking for NOBODY ADHD and all BURNT OUT
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JD Vance is my cucksona

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Guide on how to own the libs: The libs need food and water at least twice a day

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

"I'll have what she's having" I said to the waiter. She was having sex.

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Why don't I wake up with reckless abandon anymore

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I haven't had lumbar support in 100 years

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I am the Secretary of the Department of Fighting

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"All the girls say I'm pretty fly..." (Chicago gangster accent) "...for a wise guy"

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Everybody on earth is about as tall as everybody else on earth. No short kings. No tall queens. Everybody is roughly the same.

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This 40-minute youtube documentary about a sample in a Yung Lean song is clearly derivative of Summoning Salt speedrunning youtube documentaries

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I want to eat something that makes me feel like I have won

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Middle aged men are just rearing to take you to stupidtown

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Cybergasm

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Actually me in college

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Multi-sweater, 100% interwool of the beshearken sheep

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French DJ who hates his fans: I wanted to be "IDM" and known for my musical artistry. I wanted my fans to think of themselves as avant-garde music experts. Instead, I have YOU. Influencers. Fraternity members. Video-taping the performance with your STUPID iphones. You disgust me.

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I was in a pink pony club once, in a sense, in 2012

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In Buenos Aires I Milei Rock

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History is written by the vectors

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Turn movie night into smoothie movie night with our groovy scoobie smoothie movie night machine box set (ruh-roh)

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Name your son Victor if you want him to become a historian. History is written by the Victors.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

More like Jenette McPurdy 😍

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The line between Space Jam and Pearl Jam gets blurrier every day

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

The checkout line at the grocery store at 3pm on Valentine's Day is an evil place to meet vulnerable unfulfilled quiet-quitters.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Me and Jack Daniels got a hysterectomy

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

So, basically, my timbers at this point were shivered

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

What kind of cheese would you like with that mr president? "Now listen here jack. Thanks."

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

A little bit Billy Mays, a little bit Rutherford B Hayes

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight I am drinking to make my thoughts slower to make my wifi feel fast in comparison so I can finally see what this TikTok app is about before they ban it

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Here's an album I just wrote this week!! Quick 10 minute ep. My most experimental and freaky attempt at music yet! kleetlefleesh.bandcamp.com/album/sleepy...

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Why hasn't starbucks gotten into the bone broth game? "I'd like a venti bonerino please." It just feels right.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so lucky to have married the pawgiest zillenial

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Tuscany? I thought you said you wanted to honeymoon in Tuscon.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

My wife and I are playing a game of chicken with which one of us is going to be the first to feed the feral cat

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

The youtube algorithm seems to make a switch the moment I've had 18 units of alcohol. I've come to the conclusion that Google has chipped me, like a dog, but with some kind of blood-analyzing... chip. They're waiting for me to pass out and become an endless source of ad revenue. Per shame.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I have invented a new holiday between thanksgiving and christmas called "crunchytime" in which we all celebrate how nice it is to have teeth and say to our neighbors "have a crunchiest of time this crunchytime"

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I'm being haunted by the ghost of a Cuban nineteen year old girl in a wedding dress and she looks JUST like sarah silverman it's uncanny

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Goodnight dog. Goodnight wife. Goodnight half watched youtube video essay about either a Nintendo game or Gilmore Girls. Goodnight demonic entity that sometimes possesses my wife.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I can totally envisage the guy who runs this account

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

When u walkin

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Hopefully you are in the witness protection program and not just ignoring my texts the old fashion way

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

My money long like my covid

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments