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Time for yet another social media bio! Proud Chamorro and lifelong San Diego resident. Talk to me about…baseball, education, sustainability, cooking, anything pop culture related.
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For example, my current order includes a brush from EcoTools, spa headband from Kitsch, things I would/could buy at Target but get the same price here while also getting tissues, paper plates. I probably have a referral code too if anybody is curious (:

If you’re looking for alternative places to buy essentials, please check out Grove! I’ve used them for cleaning stuff for years, but they have household supplies like TP, medical stuff, even beauty with their own brand and others. Plastic neutral, very sustainable, DEI, paper products are tree free

Ok obsessed with this supportive double date on southern hospitality and this is why it’s becoming my fave on bravo. It feels almost radical (given current environment) to have cast talking about being queer in the south so openly on camera? Maybe too deep about reality tv lol but whatever

Me at trivia tonight: as long as the music question is about pop or Taylor swift, we’re good. The question starts off with Short n Sweet and I immediately said pass me the phone, I got this haha

I watch a lot of reality competition shows. My biggest pet peeve is happening in this project runway episode and the designers are mad at another designer for being in the top? Like as if she has any control over that? It makes me so mad, it’s so illogical and mean spirited

I was already so checked out from baseball I didn’t even know when spring training was starting lol so this padres news juuuust increases that. Back to reorganizing my whole apartment I go lmao

Being unemployed is making me even more obnoxious about astrology so if anybody wants to talk about how wild this Mars retrograde in Cancer has been or the upcoming eclipses, I’m your gal!!

Realized Below Deck Down Under started back, soooo glad to have Captain Jason on my TV for another season especially since all I can watch is reality tv and dissociate these days lmao

In response to Trump’s assertion, “He who saves his Country does not violate any Law,” we say: The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.

Have basically been doing personal inventory because I live in a tiny studio and want to optimize my space. Today going through all my jewelry and about to get rid of so much crap. I saw online that the waste happened when you bought it and holding on to it has no morality and have felt freed lol

Two coders have already infiltrated the DOGE website and left their own messages on it at the time of 404’s reporting on Thursday evening: “THis is a joke of a .gov site,” said one, and “THESE ‘EXPERTS’ LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN -roro” said another.

“If Grace doesn’t start popping it in the next five minutes I’m gonna start popping off!” Joe Bradley is killing me lmao If y’all love Bravo and are not watching Southern Hospitality, you simply must immediately. I am so locked in it’s become my first watch on Fridays over Southern Charm.

Chiropractor is blasting Abracadabra at 9 am, I knew I picked the right place lmao

When one of my bests found out she was pregnant, I bought a brown and yellow (Padres!) islander shirt last time I was on Guam, and she sent me a picture of him wearing it during their Hawaii trip (husband travels for work, they got to join) and he’s so cute!! Auntie life is the best lol

lol a random white dude on threads is in real time finding out his content sucks because he claimed nobody would pay over like 8k for an ad on social media unless you had millions of followers because he has lots of followers but doesn’t get those deals. Like bro…you’re so close to the point lol

Rain for the next 3 days? Old me would be freaking out for work and knowing the kids will be acting out but unemployed me will take this excuse to spend all day inside with fun snacks and beverages reading and playing video games.

I had literally just recently decided to switch from Apple whenever my current phone needed an upgrade, only for Google to turn into the worse of two evils? Ughhh ok fine I guess I will keep my iPhone then

Started watching a random Netflix baking show because it’s hosted by Christina tosi, I’ve loved her since master chef lol, but this episode is doing a wedding cake for a couple I went to high school with! I remember seeing this prom photo on MySpace! Lmao I am tripping out

Absolutely cannot wait for the Super Bowl episode of abbot elementary, it’s gonna be so epic lol

It’s kind of wild that tailgating is a thing and then we wonder why people drink and drive, like doesn’t that literally encourage it? Idk just always felt very strange to me to have large amounts of alcohol associated with vehicles that must be driven by a sober person.

I am convinced they edited this episode of SC after the break up lol or it just was this obvious during filming that they were not on the same wavelength and heading towards the split?

Watching the girl who lied to me about her husband’s vaccination status during the pandemic (yes, while my mom was battling cancer) rail against Trump on FB is ironic on so many levels like girl, the call is coming from inside your hubby thinks COVID was a gov conspiracy 🙄

Paige once said on an Amazon live (during Christmas I think) that the best present for your bf was therapy. Also that best skincare tip for men is staying quiet lol so why are people confused about how she’s handling this breakup? Like because she isn’t crying falling apart it means she’s a bitch?

Why is Joe Bradley this season lowkey the best bf on Bravo? The way he loves Maddi is kind of amazing, he was like in tears seeing her billboard and to say “do I call her mom first or mine?” was so sweet omg

I think it should be way scarier to people that at this moment, we knowingly cannot trust basically any major news sources and have to rely on independent journalists to be honest? Like what is even considered the paper of record anymore, they’re all super biased and in the pockets of billionaires!

I hope that wherever she is, Paige is saying to herself “this is exactly why we broke up” because holy shit how is Craig not embarrassed by how awful and callous he’s been? Crying about how she said it was mutual when it wasn’t? Like she was just being nice and now she won’t be, he’s so dumb 😂

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

NEW — DOGE now has full access to HHS Payment Management System, I’ve learned. The system distributes almost $1 trillion per year in grants (largest in the govt) and supports all of NIH, CDC + many other public health initiatives. Musk guy Luke Farritor is actively delaying payments to recipients.

Useless knowledge that was helpful at trivia tonight: the 2009 romcom starring Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson in a poster featuring both in bridal gowns? Bride wars! Also knowing Riesling grapes originated in Germany 🤷🏻‍♀️

Just drove past a “Jesus is the reason for the season” banner on the freeway like what yall it is February??

Now that I can’t practice my French at work (had a French family I would talk with everyday, especially before the wedding) I need something to do but I saw Duolingo is maybe doing weird AI stuff? Is the internet exaggerating or does anyone have other language practice apps/programs they like?

Went to the SDSU basketball game with a friend today and man I had forgotten how much fun live sports are!!

Not for nothing, city of Santee posted something on FB for Black History Month and most of the comments are positive. And never forget, Santee has socialized medical care! If you’re a resident you can call an ambulance for free whenever in city limits! Paid by resident taxes!

Only cried twice on my last day amongst an outpouring of positive thoughts from school staff, families, students, even the district coordinator brought me flowers and expressed how much I will be missed. I also know it’s absolutely the best thing for me to leave right now and feel totally at peace.

One of my mom’s best friends is a huge Bravo junkie, and she got to go to a taping of WWHL and I am sooooo insanely jealous!! She also got to try the SAH pop up at BravoCon this year, I told her she has to take me with her one year lol she has so many celeb stories from living in LA forever too

I should be taking wayyyy more advantage of the fact that I live walking distance from the the friendly than I currently am. Adding to list of fun things to do during funemployment lol

Started getting good-byes/gifts at work today and oh man they’re gonna make me cry, my assistant coordinator almost did because she’s off tomorrow so today was our last working together, and I’m just so proud of her + how much she has grown into her role. I know I’m leaving the place in great hands