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korgx3.bsky.social
Double-Stuf Oreos are what regular Oreos used to be. This is what they've taken from you. I'm from the message-board era so I don't do DMs. I keep my naughty public.
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🫲 maybe i am a reply guy 🫱

Can't filibuster today; not enough conviction.

Sorry, another bird just answered my homie's mating call and my heart is too full to answer the phone rn.

Delete this.

Everything I post is shit.

Me: * complains about eugenics * Me: * goes back to watching The CW *

The feminine urge to speak truth to power in the face of people disseminating misinformation, writing a manifesto for futurism, then realizing the trauma it will instigate so you delete it and sulk the rest of the day about wanting to launch people into the Sun.

Post loaf if you see this

Thinking how the "gifted" program at my school was just putting all the kids with undiagnosed ADHD in the same room together.

Coming up next, your daily groove

me forced to mute “anal” today on bluesky dot com

I would rather suck her dick than your dick. No offense.

Analspotting

Eat, Pray, Anal

My body’s “Check Testicles” light just came on. They are kinda full.

It's a Mad, Mad, Anal, Mad World

No Anal For Old Men

Driving Anal Daisy

I haven't seen any UAP videos in awhile. Did I miss Rapture again?