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Benjamin. (((Matzo Ball Mafia))) Cigar enthusiast. Ask me about board games, broadband, and the Bronze Age Collapse. Preferably in that order.
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The highs of creating an evite and planning an event are only rivaled by the lows of seeing these bitches open it and not RSVPing

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Who do you think will star as Hailey Welch in the HBO miniseries documenting her rise and fall?

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

The pipeline from “overnight internet sensation” to “shameless pump-and-dump crypto grifter” is getting startlingly short. Hailey Welch went viral in June and here we are in December as she just rug-pulled her $500M $Hawk shitcoin…

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Washing machine tech told me he’d be here between 13:00 and 17:00, today, so I’m looking forward to hearing a knock at my door at 16:59, as is tradition.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

The highest praise I can heap on BlueSky is that it is now my go-to app to open, close, and immediately reopen when I’m bored.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Bill Clinton was born in 1946. George W. was born in 1946. Trump was born in 1946. Can we please elect someone who can’t say where they were when they learned that Kennedy had been shot?

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

For the first time in my life, every appropriate doorpost in my home is adorned with a kosher mezuzah. I’m incredibly proud of this milestone, and just had to share!

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

A question for all my fellow Hebrews, Shebrews, and NB-rews: what does it mean to you to live Jewishly? It’s easy to allow antisemitism to define our people. Tell me where you find the beauty.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Growing up, my favorite books to check out of the library were the huge DK cross-section books. Now, as an adult, I’m wondering at what point I became resigned to the idea that books with fun diagrams are only for kids.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Weighing in on this “audiobooks aren’t reading” conundrum that is making the rounds on #booksky. I think a lot of people feel like reading is work — and work that they’re proud of. They toiled through 100 pages of Tolkien! You, conversely, just *listened* to someone else working, you poser.

submitted 96 days ago • 4 comments

I love being able to browse BlueSky without being jumpscared by antisemitism. They could at least accuse us of something new and creative. We control the banks? Tired. Played out. Lacking imagination. Jews made bagels circular to represent our unbroken and unending power? Fun. Original. Tasty.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I left X largely because I needed a break from people who despise Jews. Dan Bilzerian’s “interview” with Piers Morgan was the last straw. Who are some Jews to follow on BlueSky? 🦋

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Hello Jews of Bluesky. If you would like to be included in the new JewSky Plus feed repost this! And if you ever want to be removed from it, undo the repost! https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:24atmhsxslaeuvf2gcmv7fh3/feed/jewsky-plus

submitted 561 days ago • 56 comments

I’m not going to miss those marble pfp schmucks 🦋

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments