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kouhaipanda.bsky.social
A deeply complex, nerdy, and horny panda located in San Jose, CA. 18+ please. There will be some adult stuff. Bi (95% into chubby men, 5% chubby everyone else), still valid. Successfully open table poly with a bear family. Lots of swearing here.
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Just saying hi! Rawr! @azntxcub.bsky.social @pandaspunk.bsky.social

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I wish I could consume that much without feeling sick. Lousy diabetes. I wanna be big too!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I hope this won't be the case once I hit 300.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My poly bear family is accepting applications! The boyfriend would like to have a main Asian panda who isn't boring and vapid, have a good personality, and ethical. For me, a sweet nerdy strong bear like @br00taldan.bsky.social who can compliment and enjoy the company of my boyfriend and husband.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Not happy that my gym ripped out the A/C console and I'm sweaty in all my nasty crevices. I actually got a fungal skin infection! Absolutely atrocious.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Hmmmm...Dissidia but Dynasty Warriors. I call dibs on Terra!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

*taps the post loudly* I'm looking at you, people who use poly/open relationships as a lie that you're cheating. "Oh, we're open but my husband doesn't wanna know about it." Bitch, how will I know that you're not using that as a lie to cheat? That's why poly people see that as a red flag.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I can never look good in these. Nips!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

There's such a, "cute bear next door" vibe in this pic. It feels like I have known him all my life, and he feels so warm and endearing. A look that is easy to love.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I'll make it clear. If you're a big snuggly person, who is sweet, smart, and strong. I'll swoon and will get at you.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

*ahem* There's some candidates to have the cutest bear family ever. Y'all know who you are!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Feels like this should be our working class anthem. It hits right in these uncertain and dangerous times.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Met a guy who mysteriously was ghosted on by their ex-boyfriends three times, three different guys. That's a red flag for me, so I went out with him to see what's up. It was pretty obvious because HE WAS DOING THE GHOSTING. Classic case of projection. Maybe the problem is YOU. Check yourself.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

"You're only having this debate in your head because he's hot. Maintain your self respect."

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

For real, you can be the hottest bear in the world, but if your integrity is shit, then my pussy turns into the Gobi Desert. Cold and dry. Hot bears aren't good bears sometimes. A bear I met tolerates and condones his SO ghosting on my boyfriend. I don't keep company with bitches like that.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I actually do this! I'm soft on the outside, but hard as steel underneath.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Not that I have a problem with white bears and chubs, but I need some variety. I wanna see some PoC big boys!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Wayyyyy back when I used to have depression and poverty making it REALLY hard to overcome it.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I love that a lot of Sniffies ad messaging and content kinda boils down to “Straight guys can do gay sex as a lil treat sometimes”

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Feeling big, strong, wide, and fertile!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

It’s crazy to think that we’re living through the plot of an Assassin’s Creed game that Ubisoft won’t even make for another 200 years.

submitted 23 days ago • 9 comments

What a beautiful man, thick legs, body, and just...snuggly all around. Of course, obligatory statement of body goals.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

If you know, you know.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I'm calling them Twitter and the Gulf of Mexico in this house and anyone who says different is cordially invited to eat my ass. Forever.

submitted 29 days ago • 167 comments