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every photo of JD just reminds me of Hasan yelling “MEIN LOLLIPOPPEN”

Transwomen should legally be allowed to draw and quarter Gavin Newsom

Middle Earth Dems: Look I know Sauron’s pick for HHS, Krug the Uruk-Hai, isn’t ideal but we have to reach across the aisle!

No Mr. Trump stop yelling at world leaders, you’re destroying the soft power capabilities of our crumbling empire please stop noooooo

Here’s what to know: it’s stupid and useless

i fucking hate the Democrat Party and 99% of its members

“what are you doing tonight?” “scrolling through image galleries of a person I hate the most like a normal person”

so much of my internal monologue is dedicated to “someone should kill that guy” these days

I agree with the first part of what Vicky says here. I am less certain that the military will refuse orders.

a fucking Will Stancil video just hit my tiktok fyp. can i not have ONE nice place on the internet???

“the US military breaking the law?? didnt have THAT on my 2025 bingo card!” i say as my car runs with the garage door closed

gonna embrace anti-intellectualism and be a Resist Lib Reply Guy

its been 2016 for almost 10 years now

sorry @katie.bzky.team

great stuff happening on facebook

people IRL have said i should run for office but then i’d have to take an oath to uphold the Constitution and i dont make fake oaths

plane full of boys, on their way back to town, crashed with an F16 today outside of Dubuque, Iowa

yup, yeah, uh huh, wait CHINA?? wouldn’t be American made if there wasn’t at least a little sinophobic fear mongering!

im gonna minecraft myself

pour one out for the homie *holds an open Nutella jar upside down and nothing happens*

im gonna minecraft myself

Dear Nintendo: Make the next iteration of Link black and Ganondorf white. i want to see chuds argue some shit like “Kokiri Great Replacement Theory”. Leave the rest of the Gerudo Arab-esque, just Ganon is a white dude.

I'm late to the party but the Risk of Rain 2 OST has no business going as hard as it does

first they came for the mediocre white guy with an oversized egos, and i said nothing for i was busy posting

me: i want to go to the Kaaba mom: we have Kaaba at home

this shit drives me crazy “President’s Day is supposed to celebrate all the war criminals who were quite about the atrocities!”

Joe Biden still owes me $400

all of the quotes laughing at the suffering of other people are really driving home who the Good Guys are

i’m getting “vote blue no matter who”’d about local politics and i’m about to slam my head through a wall