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sorry @katie.bzky.team

great stuff happening on facebook

people IRL have said i should run for office but then i’d have to take an oath to uphold the Constitution and i dont make fake oaths

plane full of boys, on their way back to town, crashed with an F16 today outside of Dubuque, Iowa

yup, yeah, uh huh, wait CHINA?? wouldn’t be American made if there wasn’t at least a little sinophobic fear mongering!

im gonna minecraft myself

pour one out for the homie *holds an open Nutella jar upside down and nothing happens*

im gonna minecraft myself

Dear Nintendo: Make the next iteration of Link black and Ganondorf white. i want to see chuds argue some shit like “Kokiri Great Replacement Theory”. Leave the rest of the Gerudo Arab-esque, just Ganon is a white dude.

I'm late to the party but the Risk of Rain 2 OST has no business going as hard as it does

first they came for the mediocre white guy with an oversized egos, and i said nothing for i was busy posting

me: i want to go to the Kaaba mom: we have Kaaba at home

this shit drives me crazy “President’s Day is supposed to celebrate all the war criminals who were quite about the atrocities!”

Joe Biden still owes me $400

all of the quotes laughing at the suffering of other people are really driving home who the Good Guys are

i’m getting “vote blue no matter who”’d about local politics and i’m about to slam my head through a wall

NYT in 6 months: Listeria-induced nausea can actually help Americans save on their food bills

something something broken clocks

Kendrick is my favorite form of American propaganda

wait a minute, you mean courts AREN'T all powerful and just choosing to ignore rulings (like overturning Roe) was on the table? that's crazy, if only someone had told Dems this information

sympathetic? no. jealous? a little, mainly because i wish we had an opposition party willing to say “fuck norms, this is what we’re doing” and we WARNED you how well it would work and would ya look at that!

picked up No Man's Sky again and

immediately unbelievable story no way Will has a friend

playing Civilization and i don't see where to build the unit Broccoli-Headed Gooner to ruin enemy governments is, please help

“this is Unconstitutional!” i shout as Warlord Gorbis cuts my water rations in half out here in the Wasteland Colonies. Nobody seems to respect the law after the Third Climate War

my Discover feed was just 7 @junlper.beer posts and then Will Stancil lmao

love seeing billionaires admit they’re dumb as fuck in public

used one of Google’s suggested replies to an email for the first time but it’s only because i don’t really care about the person

Conservatives: Democrats are calling for violence! Liberals: no we aren’t! Leftists: bummer