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kourage.bsky.social
⚾️ Reds, Padres, Tigers, HOF Really wishes he had Skyline and a Dr Pepper right now
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Eugenio Four-ez

Walt Jocketty showed me that patience didn't have to be painful. What looked obvious to a teen writer still required precision to do the right way, every time, followed by a ton of luck. He was gracious with his time during his Wahoos visits, all part of a baseball life well lived.

Not the first time Petco Park shook today.

Call him Tariff Skubal the way every start makes the Tigers' price tag go up

Minor league promotions in 2060: “Chicken jockey! Mask up and bring your innies to 2020s Night at the ballpark! The first 500 fans will receive Skibidi Toilet bobbleheads”

Get me to God’s country

Are we Gavin fun yet?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE MAX WEINBERG SEVEN

Close enough. Welcome back Cathy Guisewite #ACK

White guy shocks Raising Cane’s staff by ordering in perfect Korean

Ben Stiller always regretted the lack of goats in Madagascar and you can see how that influenced Severance

Solving the Connections Sports Edition is like taking the IQ test in Idiocracy

Come Park? Yeah the cars gotta be somewhere when I’m at the game

I knew being a middle school Mathlete would come in handy some day.

Outie Mark subplot: I miss my wife Outie Helena subplot: I want to trap Mark in a shipping container Outie Irv subplot: I ran out of black paint Outie Dylan subplot:

Ichiro always knew how to fire up his teammates. When Japan and the United States faced off in the World Baseball Classic for the first time #OTD in 2006, he came out swinging.

And the Oscar winner for sound goes to… nobody. They’re all too loud!

Andy’s sister is presenting an Oscar?

How I'm watching the Oscars tonight

Growing up in Vallejo, CC Sabathia was inspired by Athletics star pitcher Dave Stewart. Years later, the future Hall of Famer would join Smoke in the prestigious Black Aces. #BlackHistoryMonth

Severance out of context

Happy 20th anniversary to MVP Baseball 05 youtu.be/b8tA36v1eck?...

I think Shohei and Roki are onto something. I’m going to hard launch my relationship from the altar

Checking in with Barry Larkin at @reds.com camp!

Sour Patch bag had an abundance of red. Everything’s gonna be okay

Like Ichiro, I too have led my league in singles throughout my 20s.

What if the Sev in Severance was short for Seven Seas and she was a pirate named Helly Argh send skeet

You’ll have to pry the em dash from my cold, dead hand—but why kill over such a versatile, elegant punctuation mark that brightens each sentence?

Britt Lower if you can sing then there’s a Paramore biopic script with your name on it

Big day for @dotsonc.bsky.social and @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social. Congrats to the champions!

Stop hating on the Chiefs! without me

Ballgame. Send your "it's baseball season" posts now, no need to wait another quarter

A San Diego Padre scored a touchdown in the Super Bowl before winning a World Series

Recipe for a modern Super Bowl commercial: - One celebrity people have heard of and two they haven't - Remix a jingle with AI - QR code two years too late - Has to start funny and end heartwarming - Needs to be 10 percent freaky

FanDuel Super Bowl ad pitch:

If they don't have a Dr Pepper Cirkul then I don't want one

The Thunderbolts trailer is as close as the Chargers will ever get to a Super Bowl.

Nice of the Eagles to give photographers that "both teams perfectly splitting midfield" formation on the logo in the first five minutes

In 2013 you'd have five gimmick Twitter accounts called Jon Hamm's Voice Crack by now

Today is the 51st anniversary of Blazing Saddles’ theatrical release and I just realized at the first musical number where a certain broadcaster got that from Kansas City

If they started making Family Guy in 2025 Quagmire would say Skibidi instead of Giggity

Giannis YOU are a Cincinnati Red