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hot ones but it's me interviewing a succession of uncles from rural ireland while handing them increasingly outrageous receipts for pints of guinness i've bought in central dublin

submitted 432 days ago • 6 comments

I defy anyone to look at this and still say integration isn't working in the UK.

submitted 7 hours ago • 196 comments

Memory, Agent Terry Nutkins, is what I have instead of a view.

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

This, THIS, thank god for the clever, tireless (actually, always tired) organisers, but as someone old enough to have Just Given Dafuq Up On Erryfin about a million and six times, nothing ever fixes you like a rally. People do care, get yer placards out for the lads FLASH YER PASSION (Not you.)

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Ed Sheerin covering Sacrifice by closet era Elton might be the most uninteresting thing ever crea... zzzzzz

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

So many things none of us will perceive will come out of today's gatherings. That's the point. People find each other, they take some strength and remember they aren't actually isolated and alone. This is fortification for what's to come.

submitted 22 hours ago • 79 comments

The opening lines to Springsteen's next album.

submitted 1 day ago • 28 comments

The Pollen Count

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

Where is Des’ree?!

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

submitted 2 days ago • 561 comments

Goodnight all Don't let the bastards grind you down!

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

So, instead of Thanos clicking his fingers, we got a rambling old peach twat with a chart.

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments

Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands. The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.

submitted 3 days ago • 885 comments

Sorry, but a tariff on racey pub peanut boards is a step too far - even for me.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This dumb fuck is the biggest, dumbest fuck who ever had the misfortune to exist. Look at the utter state of him, bumbling around with his Big Board of Inaccurate Fuckology. Incredible that someone so galactically stupid could be anywhere near the levers of power. What a thundering dunce. #moron

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I reckon they give Trump a Sharpie to sign everything because it's chunky enough for his ickle graspy hands, and importantly he won't eat it, unlike a crayon.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

submitted 5 days ago • 279 comments

Marine Le Pen has gone on to the main news programme on TF1 and said she is innocent. She obviously wasn't paying attention to the top story because it said she is guilty.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

The thing about Elon bribing voters is it’s really of a piece with what conservatism is offering people. It’s like we’ll drive down wages, eliminate unions, make life unsustainable for millions of people, but here’s a lottery ticket! Here’s a cryptocurrency based on the Rugrats! Here’s your chance!

submitted 6 days ago • 63 comments

I see you I hug you bring it in trans 🏳️‍⚧️ homies

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 6 days ago • 34 comments

It's not actually as bad as puberty, mainly because all my fucks about people's opinions are LONG withered away and departed, but perimenopause is still some weird shit. Look I'm not even USING my ovaries now really, shut them fuckers awff and give over

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Recent manis 💅 Bird's egg-looking speckled ones are current, done today, because Spring is springing. Sure look it keeps me out of mischief, I'd only be out doing muggings if I wasn't waiting for these to dry.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

A slide about the death toll in Gaza “could be perceived as antisemitic.”

submitted 6 days ago • 77 comments

I hate the clocks changing because it makes me feel stupid

submitted 6 days ago • 27 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.

submitted 7 days ago • 277 comments

Hello. I'm just sharing to rope y'all into a toast I'm about to make, if that's ok. Today I think we broke this year's record in work, £56.6k paid to people on low incomes in a (mad) day. Cheers and slainte 🍷

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Them: we call it the woke mind “virus” to communicate how deadly and awful it is and that it must be eradicated. Also them: enh, measles is FINE.

submitted 13 days ago • 114 comments

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

Fascists outnumbered by 10 to 1 today in Belfast. #WeAreBelfast

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment