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Yall don’t understand Ice Princess was the fucking movie for me 😭

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BRO NOT MICHELLE 😭

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Women who are anti-feminist and VOTED conservative are the greatest oxymoron I’ve ever seen.

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Nothing screams micropenis quite like a man insisting he’s an alpha

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NEW: I just asked Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett if she had a message to Elon Musk. What would she say to him? Here was her answer: “Fuck off.”

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“Why doesn’t my fav celebrity post on their socials anymore??” Because yall harass the fuck outta them and insert yourselves in their personal lives. Don’t be dense.

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That little boy Elon is dragging around with him is gonna grow up so incredibly fucked up. Like he doesn’t stand a chance.

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Interesting how all terfs find themselves siding with the patriarchy. Almost like their views have nothing to do with feminism.

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Not only is Elon a nazi but he’s also painfully unfunny. Like pick a fucking struggle.

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Charlie Gillespie for Haymitch and Courtney Eaton for Lenore Dove AND I MEAN IT

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All of yall racist bitches being like “Rachel Zegler isn’t Snow White” expect OOPS SHE IS. STAY MAD BITCH

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A slice of pie and some sweet tea would fix me right now.

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Taking away candy and treats for food stamps because you just want others to “be healthy” is a fucking lie. You just want poor people to be miserable. Fuck yall.

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writing poetry no one will ever see just to suffer a little less

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Happy Chappell Roan Day!

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And now that TikTok is just another lackey for Trump, yall best be stepping away from that shit. It’s gonna be infested and rotted over ten times more than it already was.

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And I’ll say this as someone who never downloaded TikTok: it should’ve stay banned. Not because “ChInA iS sTeALiNg OuR dAtA!!” Musk/Zuckerberg/any other billionaire fuck has already been doing that. No TikTok should’ve stayed banned because of how much it’s rotted y’all’s brains! To the core!

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AND FUCK ELON MUSK

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And this is why misandry isn’t an actual issue because women are demonized for literally anything and everything while men can get away with villainizing us and as long as they’re in a powerful position, people do not care.

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Tell 'em AOC!!!

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Yall want me to believe it’s Blake doing the smear campaign but yet there are countless news articles and negative think pieces out there from one public appearance. It’s so fucking obvious Baldoni is the one doing the smearing but yall can’t let your hot white man go.

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Blake and her husband doing one outing: SHE’S AN EVIL NARCISSISTIC BITCH Baldoni (with his crippling back problems) goes on multiple outings: he’s just a soft male feminist who can do no wrong 🥺 LIKE YALL COULD NOT BE MORE BIASED IF YOU TRIED

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Unfortunately I fear North West is her father’s daughter and it was completely avoidable.

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Sorry not sorry but I am not listening to a man hoarding BILLIONS of dollars lecture me on morals

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ANNA DIOP FOR WHITE LOTUS SEASON 4 PLEASE AND THANK YOU

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Elon constantly using his child as a shield is fucking abhorrent

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I’m so serious, I better not see any of you “holistic” health people at the ER taking up space. Keep your unvaccinated asses at your house and pray that bird flu away.

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The women from Sex Education never fail me with how beautiful they are!

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I just love the Pedro Pascal is a goofball.

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Torn between wanting to watch Snow White because I love and adore Rachel Zegler and not wanting to watch it because of that talentless Zionist bitch.

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We, as a society, don’t deserve T-Pain. He is such a gem.

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Bratz Rock Angels album cover was that last time I truly knew joy

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Okay but Halle Bailey in an Eartha Kitt biopic would eat

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Half the cast not coming back for Euphoria like I fear it’s gonna flop

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Addison Rae’s team can make a good pop hit but imma need her to hire a better voice coach because she is lacking in that department.

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Need SZA in more acting roles

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Frankenstein, The Odyssey, Wuthering Heights. All my class lit besties are foaming at the mouth.

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Convinced all the people cheering on RFK being confirmed are just excited for their brain work family reunion.

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15 Minutes by Sabrina Carpenter where have you been all my life??

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“SEED OILS ARE BAD FOR YOU” as they take of a sip of their week old tuberculosis and a bite of shit from a chicken’s ass.

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Selena, I promise, you can do so much better than Benny.

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Every time I see Pedro Pascal’s name I think of that chameleon from Tangled

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It’s always the most crusted-over, mustard-caked-on-from-your-eighth-hotdog, hair-so-oily-it-could-fry-an-egg, limp-dicked, unwashed ass of a man who calls a beautiful woman mid.

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Are they really filming Euphoria season 3 because idk how they’re gonna do that when majority of that cast is filming other shit right now.

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FUCK

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Raffle for one month free rent at my apartment PLEASE LET ME WIN THIS!

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Miley Cyrus and it’s not even close

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I sell my first born child for a frozen dark chocolate covered banana right now

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You’re laughing. The DuoLingo Owl is fucking dead and you’re laughing.

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Sabrina Carpenter graces the cover of Vogue Magazine.

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