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I'm big, and I'm strong, and I'm down to get the MAGA gone. Former pool table installer, an amateur poetry baller. I write, and I left . . . Croatoan, Earth to linger near death. Those who know me never call, and those who call wish they didn't know me.
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Shaq can fuck all the way off and then fuck off some more

submitted 9 hours ago • 485 comments

Karoline Leavitt: "Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry." Press Corp: "We don't like you now." Hahahaha

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Hahahahahaha. That is funny as fuck. haha.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

"Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television." - Gore Vidal

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Of course, I have a girlfriend. You just can't see her because she's a ninja.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

I bought Wright's sausage patties, eggs, American cheese singles, and the two pack of Pillsbury Grand Biscuits. Made myself some sausage, egg, and cheese biscuits like McDonald's sells. Super delicious.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The Electoral College is DEI for white people.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Not many people realize it but the M&M was formerly the W&W, but it was too hard to say, so they flipped it over.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Trump's tariffs obliterated a company that imported toys for disabled kids.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Fist pump when I see other countries like Canada, Mexico, and China announce their retaliatory tariffs will be aimed at red states. Then I remember, Missouri is a red state, and all my enthusiasm fizzles.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

My necromancer girlfriend is loud enough to wake the dead.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Electing Trump this time around feels like every American is watching the Statue of Liberty preparing to slit her own wrist, but no one is able to go up and stop her.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, Elon, just an FYI, every gov agency has their own acronyms that may share the same letters. SBA in one agency stands for Small Business Association which gives out business loans to small businesses. SBA in the context of Soc Security stands for Survivor Benefit Annuity. Be less dumb.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I think one of Trump Administration's biggest flaws is their misunderstanding of the English language. "Trading Partner" is not the same thing as "Enemy". "Asylum" is not the same as "Mental Patient". "Immigrant" is not the same as "Criminal, Rapist, Murderer, Cartel Member, or Human Trafficker".

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Bwahaha. Scott Jennings just got batted down hard when he was whining about China: "They've got rare Earth minerals and you don't." 🤣

submitted 3 days ago • 39 comments

Remember, if you can't climb the corporate ladder on the merits of your own work, you can always try being born into a more influential family. When elbow grease doesn't get you to the top, try nepotism.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The direction our government is going, pretty soon a political science degree is going to have to add classes like How to Gaslight, How to Show Contempt for Your Constituents without Losing Your Election, & How to Blatant Manipulate the Market and Commit Insider Trading without Facing Consequences.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If I was a wizard, I'd be hairy.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My necromancer girlfriend is always dead serious.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Have I been shadow banned? I normally get responses, even if two or three. I haven't seen any replies in a while.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

What is truly scary about this administration is that there a lot of them supporting Trump who honestly believe the shit they're saying. They don't realize they're in on the scam. They're Mike Lindells, people who ate the whole MAGA taco.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

the moment trump imposed those tariffs, this undoubtedly became his economy. If he tries blaming anyone else, know that is utter horse shit.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

McGovern: "How is any company supposed to forecast for their future, build a plant, hire workers, if they have no idea what the hell this president is gonna do in his next tweet? ... I need a neck brace to be able to get through all this."

submitted 3 days ago • 438 comments