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With respect — some of us can’t nuke *any* previous social media until certain things have resolved. (And not just me). www.reuters.com/technology/n...

Reminder: After 30 years of competing, winning, & emceeing, I'm retired from the Gross Out Contest. The @scaresthatcare.bsky.social AuthorCon version is now emceed by @kozeniewski.bsky.social & @texascthulhu.bsky.social. The KillerCon version is emceed by @jeffburk.bsky.social. Thanks!

Today’s Indie Review Post. Features @kozeniewski.bsky.social www.uncomfortablydark.com/post/02-14-2...

#ICYMI @thisishorror.bsky.social's most recent news is here! www.thisishorror.co.uk/news-round-u... Featuring Strange New Moons - a werewolf anthology edited by @kozeniewski.bsky.social & Kayleigh Dobbs, @brianbowyer.bsky.social's full Roads to Ruin triolgy from Uncomfortably Dark Horror ...

Do you remember when we used to dance, @briankeene.bsky.social? And incidents arose from circumstance?

#kindle deals are (finally) here! Nothing over $2.99 w/ works by @kozeniewski.bsky.social, @timlebbon.bsky.social, @marysangiovanni.bsky.social, @somercanon.bsky.social, @rebecca-rowland.bsky.social, @davidnickle.bsky.social, @joshmalerman.bsky.social, & more! #books #ad #bookdeals amzn.to/3wZhypJ

@marysangiovanni.bsky.social, breakfast for dinner is anarchy!

Look what went live! Strange New Moons is a werewolf anthology featuring some truly incredible tales! I wrote a story for it too titled, Who Keeps Shitting on the Memorial Fire Tower? Yes, seriously. Grab a copy and find out if it's time to start taking me seriously or not! a.co/d/f6Vj6sT

And I’m CLICKING to see who is going to warn us next.

Jesus and Mark warned you. Then Jesus and I warned you three more times. And then @texascthulhu.bsky.social and @kozeniewski.bsky.social warned you. CLICK-CLICK... CLICK-CLICK...

#Kindle deals are here! Nothing over $2.99, w/ works by @kozeniewski.bsky.social, @texascthulhu.bsky.social, @zojestage.bsky.social, @claymcleod.bsky.social, @jonathanlees.bsky.social, @ericlarocca.bsky.social, @joshmalerman.bsky.social, @cynthiapelayo.bsky.social & more! #bookdeals amzn.to/3Kj4Uoq

Who are these people who say, “mint chip” instead of “mint chocolate chip?” I just want to beat the shit out of them.

I’ve heard everything, @briankeene.bsky.social, and what you’ve done here is a textbook example of insurance…frowd?

You are the anchor that gives my spirit license to soar, @briankeene.bsky.social.

S9 E5 with @kozeniewski.bsky.social is up for early access subscribers! Listen in for Philadelphia (both city and cheese), Stephen perplexing the Sandwich Shop of Dreams, a world exclusive on what he's working on and much, much more! Available to everyone from 7th Jan www.patreon.com/c/writeopoli...

Hey, @kozeniewski.bsky.social! One does not masturbate like any other day on Christmas. One must search for more festive porn. People in Santa hats, for example.

Okay, @briankeene.bsky.social a big part of Christmas is masturbating like you would any other day, but feeling guilty about it because it's Christmas.

Well, I ain’t much for book learning, @briankeene.bsky.social, but I just saw our Lord and Savior take a lady into that hotel for a good rogering.

I have kind of an inside baseball Hollywood question, @briankeene.bsky.social. Does “LA” stand for something?

Still just 99¢!!!

The award and the book that won it! Speaking of, that book, YOU'RE MINE is on sale for $0.99! Maybe check it out!

So @somercanon.bsky.social have you ever seen this movie “The Craft?” It made me think of you for some reason.

This is a fun read. I definitely recommend it. And it's free, so there's no risk. Go get it now.

And finally! French Press Publishing is having a #BlackFriday / #CyberMonday sale! Right now THE THING UNDER YOUR BED is free, yes, absolutely free! We're practically giving it away! No, wait, forget the "practically" part in that last sentence. mybook.to/TTUYB

French Press Publishing is having a #BlackFriday / #CyberMonday sale! Right now my latest release, YES, I AM A VAMPIRE is on sale for only 99¢! I'm very proud of this one and everyone seems to hate it, so let's see how that pans out. mybook.to/YIAAV

French Press Publishing is having a #BlackFriday / #CyberMonday sale! Right now WE ALL LIVE IN A FASCIST POLICE STATE NOW, THANKS TO THIS ONE FUCKING GUY is on sale for only 99¢! Also, free in real life, but we had nothing to do with that. mybook.to/WALI

French Press Publishing is having a #BlackFriday / #CyberMonday sale! Right now MILLIONAIRES DAY by @kitgonzo.bsky.social is on sale for only 99¢ in the US! Read the "novella" they don't want you to know about. mybook.to/KPMD