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That’s my governor.

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So proud of my governor today! Go Maine!

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

At least the stock market is tanking.

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More smiles than frowns at the gym today. I call that a win.

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To all MAGA screaming that Trump has only had a month to deliver on his promises; what has he implemented so far that gives any indication that he plans to fulfill these promises?

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Can someone please create a profile for the 2032 asteroid?

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Can we hire Michael Jackson’s doctor to administer Musk’s ketamine doses?

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Just when I think I couldn’t be more disgusted.

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Mr. Roger’s always knew how to say things just right. I see you, helpers.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Amazing how MAGA is finally using macroeconomics to explain why grocery prices aren’t going down and calling us stupid in thinking the president controls this when we’re simply calling out his bullshit campaign promises. The hypocrisy is staggering.

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Artificial Intelligence will be the means by which humankind will cease to exist. The global race to commoditize this technology will tear us to pieces.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Whether or not it reaches its intended audience, I just wrote a scathing email to Susan Collins and it at least gave me some measure of satisfaction.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Fine. We’ll all just arbitrarily decide to call him Orange Poopypants and any violation of this will result in him not being allowed on our televisions.

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Trump’s approval numbers are falling faster than Mitch McConnell in the Senate Chamber.

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An absolute MUST WATCH from Ezra Klein

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

Ironic that DEI hire Greg Abbott would not be able to access the statehouse were it not for the woke policies that installed ramps.

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Well this was certainly high on my list of priorities

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Eventually we’ll learn what dirt Elon is blackmailing Trump with, and given what we already know about Trump’s despicable life, you know it’s going to be reaaaall bad

That’s my governor.

So proud of my governor today! Go Maine!

At least the stock market is tanking.

More smiles than frowns at the gym today. I call that a win.

To all MAGA screaming that Trump has only had a month to deliver on his promises; what has he implemented so far that gives any indication that he plans to fulfill these promises?

Can someone please create a profile for the 2032 asteroid?

Can we hire Michael Jackson’s doctor to administer Musk’s ketamine doses?

Just when I think I couldn’t be more disgusted.

Mr. Roger’s always knew how to say things just right. I see you, helpers.

Amazing how MAGA is finally using macroeconomics to explain why grocery prices aren’t going down and calling us stupid in thinking the president controls this when we’re simply calling out his bullshit campaign promises. The hypocrisy is staggering.

Artificial Intelligence will be the means by which humankind will cease to exist. The global race to commoditize this technology will tear us to pieces.

Whether or not it reaches its intended audience, I just wrote a scathing email to Susan Collins and it at least gave me some measure of satisfaction.

Fine. We’ll all just arbitrarily decide to call him Orange Poopypants and any violation of this will result in him not being allowed on our televisions.

Trump’s approval numbers are falling faster than Mitch McConnell in the Senate Chamber.

An absolute MUST WATCH from Ezra Klein

Ironic that DEI hire Greg Abbott would not be able to access the statehouse were it not for the woke policies that installed ramps.

Well this was certainly high on my list of priorities

Eventually we’ll learn what dirt Elon is blackmailing Trump with, and given what we already know about Trump’s despicable life, you know it’s going to be reaaaall bad

This is actually exactly accurate:

I haven’t laughed out loud for a while. This one got me 😆