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I teach; I read excellent books; I travel to many places; I make metaphors
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Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater

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just imagine you are a dog and then all of a sudden a vacuum cleaner becomes the president

submitted 95 days ago • 19 comments

do republicans want to arm substitute teachers too cause i think in a civilized society those guys get beanbag rounds at most

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

What's it like getting old? If you enjoy forgetting stuff, you're going to love something I can't recall

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I think Nazis shouldn't get to use/participate in any buildings or activities created by DEI. So, no Nazis can fly into or out of my local airport. Or maybe fly out of it--by my foot to their ass.

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I was raised by lego parents that I built for myself. My father was a handless Astronaut, my mother, a cowgirl wearing a scuba tank.

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

"If you could pass along a brief message to [CONGRESSPERSON], I would like to express my support for plunging the universe into an eternal and dreamless sleep."

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Portland Airport DEI'd into one of the best (again). #DEIdoesitbetter

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It's a real problem 📚📚📚

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

I wish I could have the vast inaccuracy of a weather forecast and still keep my job.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

When you're all ready to go to the club with your girls, but forgot to shave.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

me omw to ruin someone’s whole week

submitted 17 days ago • 20 comments

i don’t have any superbowl opinions, i just hope kendrick lamar and the guys who climb light poles in philly have a good time.

submitted 17 days ago • 41 comments

Four years ago I got banned for threatening Mr. Peanut. X, The Everything App did not accept my reasonable appeal.

submitted 18 days ago • 29 comments

brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

submitted 25 days ago • 83 comments

Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance

submitted 27 days ago • 75 comments

what if the time travelers*did* intervene and this was the best they could do lmao

submitted 29 days ago • 15 comments

Shot of a lifetime. 📸: Ian Turner

submitted 31 days ago • 813 comments

I love a good theme. Happy Caturday!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

love how people just will accidentally have a pet cat. they’ll be like yea he just knocked on my door one day and now he has his own bedroom. like what?? what was he doing before u? he was just some guy doing stuff? i need to know more. ur cat has a dark and mysterious past

submitted 35 days ago • 104 comments

I’ll end a sentence with a preposition whenever the fuck I feel like it for.

submitted 34 days ago • 14 comments

If you went to college 1. Career goal when you started? 2. Initial major? 3. If you changed majors, what did you change to? 4. What do you do now? 1. Spec. Ed 2. Elem Ed 3. Soc Sci (internat'l), Poli-Sci, back to Ed (HS Eng & soc studies) 4. Spec Ed Feel like I need to apologize for this. 🙄

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Anagrams in a list (is alarming Satan) Elvis (lives) Editor (redo it) A long penis (pleasing, no?) Cillian Murphy (raunchily limp) Dwayne Johnson (enjoys own hand) Justin Timberlake (I’m a jerk, but listen) Election results (Lies! Let’s recount) Donald and Melania Trump (putrid man and a mean doll)

submitted 37 days ago • 11 comments