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krahan31.bsky.social
Barely legal swimsuit model
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I’m listening to 2 ppl debate if Avril Lavigne is alive as if she ever even existed

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Could I also, one day, be snatched?

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My first betrayal was learning that all kids were taught to play the recorder. I thought we, Miss Oshin’s class, had been chosen. But no- that thought was laughable, turns out. My dreams, a joke.

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Impression of my ex: *call Hannah to say I miss her and I’m so so sorry* *follow 2 only fans models on IG* *text Hannah “how could you leave me??”* *like my side piece’s new profile pic*

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[flirting with the drive thru attendant] mcnugget. is that irish?

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Why do we punish famous people by making them play baseball?

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I don't like that oligarch means gross rich dudes. It should be the name of a rare fruit

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On hold with stamps.com, as the prophecy foretold

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Was in a relationship so toxic I now have to listen to ASMR and binaural beats together to get to sleep

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The unfiltered rage I feel when someone says dogs shouldn’t be allowed in the bed is justified and healthy, actually

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Why are cats so good at falling? Like evolutionarily speaking, what chapter of history involved cats, like, falling off stuff a ton?

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In 7th grade the rabbi at my school yelled at all of us at an assembly bc kids were giving each other lap dances at bar mitzvahs and I was sad because I didn’t even know about it

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It’s crazy how “dog” could mean anything

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This Valentine’s Day I’m calling for a lunch meeting with my hot coworker. Single my ass.

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I like to sit on my bed and say “I should get dressed” until I decide not to go

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When it comes to men I am extremely picky. Only the most broken evil ones I can find

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how long do you have to follow a rabbit until they show you where they live cause so far it’s not 27 minutes

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I’m evil but too tired to act on it so no worries

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Ok so turns out he’s just been using me for my deep conversations, great sense of humor, and inherent loving kindness

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Actually, my toxic relationship is going rly well but I’m sorry to hear about yours

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Instead of sending emails after 5pm maybe you should be burned at the stake

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The first person to experience heartbreak was probably like what the FUCK

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I was trying to be sexy but it came out angry again

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“take yourself out on a date” No. then I’m gonna feel pressured to have sex with myself later cause I’m paying and then what if I don’t call me ever again it’s just a whole mess

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[at subway] yes i'll have the sandwich

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Models shouldn’t be pretty. Of course that looks good on her. Can your little body suit look good on me when I’ve eaten a half pound of French fries cause I’m on my period? How about when I’m thrown in jail for my 3rd aggravated DUI? How does it hold up during childbirth? Fuck you.

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why do feet look like that

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If she randomly texts “what time were you born?” she’s so in love with you it fucking hurts

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Bad news- I love you

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Any musicians need an opening act? I don’t play music but I could come out and ask how everyone’s feeling and chat about emotion regulation and relationship dynamics and stuff like that. Lmk.

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A song I don’t like just started playing and now this shower is a prison

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Todays saddest/shortest story is “Message seen 20 min ago”

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Realized I’ve been taking my birth control but not my mood stabilizer, so the next few days could be the best of someone’s stupid little male life

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“Love is an action. It is a choice.” It is?? This shit feels pretty outta control to me

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Larry the Cable Guy saying "I don't care who you are, that's funny right there" to his daughter as she tries to explain to him that he's being placed in the memory care ward for his own protection

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When a song I love comes on and it’s edited I’m like wtf when she says “my neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack” that’s the best part like that’s the whole thing

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Sorry I emerged mysteriously from the fog and startled your livestock

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I accidentally clicked a targeted ad for a vagina perfume. Great now this has to become part of who I am 🙄

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Interviewer: So, why do you want to work for us? Me: Sir, I have to tie my hair back when I eat and I total 9 hours of screen time on my phone daily, a lot of that is porn. Am I hired or what are we doing?

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I think it's nice that we devote the same amount of time each year to fashion and sharks.

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I don’t know how to describe my personality but I’m left footed and right handed and I feel like that sums it up

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Very annoying to be on the phone with a man and not get anything for free like sir I know you can’t see me but I look how you would like

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