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kreestin.bsky.social
bad jokes, video games, my own emotions, emotion by carly rae jepsen. she/her https://twitch.tv/kreestin
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One thing I miss about living in Nevada is that sometimes people would assume I was Mormon instead of a horse girl. (I'm neither)

We're live drafting our favorite PlayStation 1 games... in space! twitch.tv/superNPCradio FT. @mihelicopter.bsky.social @kreestin.bsky.social @mchearn.bsky.social @secretblimp.bsky.social @julydiaz.bsky.social @jeremyschmidt.bsky.social @connermccabe.bsky.social

Rizzless! Rizzless!

A good measure of how much I’ve grown & changed in the last few years: FaceTimed a friend last night who was both blown away that I wanted to FaceTime AND impressed that my apartment wasn’t in pristine (see also: neurotic) condition. That’s right, I can socialize *and* let things be!

Sometimes I consider disconnecting my Spotify from my Discord profile, but you know what? Everyone SHOULD know that I'm listening to Butterfly by Crazy Town.

Happy Birthday, Ristar! 🎨: @thesketchsector.bsky.social

I’m a game show host now. Don’t miss the first ever edition of the Video Game Dating Game with @kreestin.bsky.social and @ozzy-mo.bsky.social youtu.be/8JygUrU715E?...

The Video Game Dating Game Ep.329 is here and so is guest host Conner McCabe with a Valentine’s Day special. Tune in to hear @ozzy-mo.bsky.social and @kreestin.bsky.social on a game show and to witness a special appearance from Conner’s PS1 classic. youtu.be/8JygUrU715E?...

The way that the camera angles & editing on Love Is Blind are making this 5'8" guy seem like he's 5'2" is absolutely killing me. I mean, I'm tall and I don't date men but I feel like 5'8" is an extremely normal height???

3. Carl’s Doomsday Scenario These books are definitely addicting and I enjoyed this one a lot still, but not as much as the first. This one has to spend a good amount of time on the game mechanics and also leans a little more into the specific humor I’m not into, but I still love Donut. 💙📚

I finally watched "I Saw the TV Glow" and it left me both confused and ugly crying which should be taken as a glowing review.

Watching movies at my computer desk tonight because I wouldn’t dream of moving this perfect little baby from her spot.

VGACS is LIVE with the Video Game Dating Game twitch.tv/superNPCradio @kreestin.bsky.social @connermccabe.bsky.social @ozzy-mo.bsky.social

What time is it?

Today I overheard someone say "I was 16 when Fortnite came out" and promptly turned to stone and crumbled. My dust particles wrote this.

happy valentine’s day friends

There's only one driving game for me and it's that Mavis Beacon minigame where the bugs splatter on the windshield.

New Japanese Breakfast, new Shura, and new Tennis albums all in one year? A Carly Rae Jepsen drop would confirm this is my year.

ok I guess

T Reggs at your local Home Goods

Pardon me, but Jenny Lewis, Hayley Williams, and Katie Gavin all performing together is a certified KRISTIN EMERGENCY and I can't believe not a single soul alerted me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6elb...

Please stop spelling my name wrong when you DM me. 😭 It’s literally right there on the screen. You had to click it to DM me. There is no “e”! It’s not at the end. It’s not in the middle. It’s simply not there!

"Normal" is a constantly moving goalpost that you should never feel beholden to. Do things at your pace, be yourself, and remember that what's "normal" is just shit people made up.

woke up hella early to catch the early bus only to see my office is closed due to weather me: sweet, I’ll get some extra sleep the pigeon outside my window: it is time for two hours of the loudest uninterrupted cooing you’ve ever heard

These are unprecedented times, and they’ve been hard on all of us. In the face of global uncertainty, it’s easy for the smaller things to slip through the cracks. Thats’s why we were so concerned when we noticed you left an item in your cart but didn’t finish checking out

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

Seen at my local queer community center. Maybe things aren't all bad.

They don't tell you about all the tiny conveniences you get when you move out of the desert. Like what do you mean I can keep a pen in my car and it won't melt??? Chapstick can stay there too!??!

mentally, I'm here

a professional (myself) has diagnosed me with a case of “whoops, looked at the news a little too long” and has prescribed me medicine (a 3 hour nap)