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saw nothing abt the deported 2 year old on nazi twatter but it's my whole tl on bluesky hrmmmm curioser and curioser

It’s true 🐯

Do you think any one has written Roku City screensaver fan fiction

"Why don't you wear a suit? Do you even own a suit?" who gives a shit you dumb fucking yellow tie prick, how about I throw hammers at your skull until it turns to mashed potato

it's still just striking to me that we're five weeks into this, and neither trump nor musk are offering up any treats, to anyone. everything is bad news. everything makes life harder. the only thing they're offering is a tax cut for *extremely* wealthy people, at the expense of *everyone* else.

what did putin give trump? i just want to know if it was worth it.

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I have no choice but to reveal that I am one of E. Musk's 47 revolting children. I humbly ask for privacy and a lot of money at this difficult time.

trump: we are going to save on social security by euthanizing everyone’s grandparents and replacing them with guys who respond “i’ve never had this problem” on tech support threads dems: the middle class did not vote for a gay president

imagine putting a severance door in the bathroom so that version of you's entire life is peeing and pooping

birth certificates are the only personal documents that get treated as relevant years after. it contains such limited and arbitrary information. If someone shows you their passport, driver's license, whatever that should be enough. HELL, if someone just tells you who they are, it should.

"old man yaoi? in MY severance?" it's more likely than you think.

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time for my annual listen

I keep an informal little equation in my head at all times: irony-poisoned → low trust → fascism I don’t care if it’s cringe. You have to believe in things, earnestly, to acknowledge that progress is happening and better things yet remain. Your “lol, lmao” at every little thing is death.

evergreen

tiktok, capcut, marvel snap. and now the jeremy renner app?????

On TikTok right now. Working fine for me. Don't know what you guys are talking about. Watching the livestream of the Amulet That Contains All Answers. Can't believe you all are missing this, tbh, I no longer contain earthly problems.

I know that this man is evil and dangerous and will do incredible amounts of damage starting in a couple days but above all he is embarrassing and everyone associating themselves with him should be embarrassed

Comparing yourself to others is not a healthy habit, unless you're comparing yourself to someone who sucks in which case you'll feel great.

America genuinely has a tech-induced mass schizophrenia crisis but I guess religious delusions are fine if they align with the dominant religion & further certain political ideologies

It's becoming clear that A.I. is the devil. In a burning world, the energy & water it consumes are unconscionable. The intellectual property theft it depends on is wrong. It is dehumanizing. Its development is fueled by naked greed. It is a giant step backward for humanity & our planet.

re: the pic of obama and trump laughing it up, i saw someone ask if obama had forgotten all the racist lies trump has said about him. & he hasn't, it just doesn't matter to him. it's pageantry, you may as well be asking why actors are friendly on the red carpet when they were fighting in the movie

Oh gosh I can’t pick, I like them all so much, I’ll just take the whole lot! -me, choosing my battles

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

You know what was a real name for a business? General Electric