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Definitely just an old balding man.
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LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren

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“I thought the man who keeps talking about cutting Obamacare was going to make IVF free,” is such a wild thing for this person to have believed that I actually don’t believe it!

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The crew of The Love Boat really was fucking a new passenger in every port. Amazing television.

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I’m watching The Love Boat thinking about how much more norovirus this ship had than my house does currently just to make myself feel better

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This has to be the most Arizona headline of all time. Was a cactus involved as well?

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Hello, Gorgeous. Please save us from ourselves.

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I’m already daydreaming about the dessert I’m going to eat when everyone in the house is over the stomach virus

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Captain Kirk’s paradise is living in a hut with fake native Americans and being worshipping like a god.

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I’m watching Eyes Wide Shut first thing in the morning. Real normal stuff.

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It turns out I jumped the gun on this one.

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Maybe this is a hot take but maybe people shouldn’t do gender reveals of their babies if they are going to be disappointed in the results? Like why record that and put it out there?

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After a lot of disinfecting and washing literally everything I think we have eradicated the stomach virus and the boy is symptom free 🤞🤞

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I’m on this episode!

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For some reason there are very few direct flights from Burbank to SFO and the one I found is $1000! This is nuts!

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[Lincoln, back from the dead] LINCOLN: Why are all the people I fought against now in my part-*plane flies overhead*-WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!

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We got to go to dodgers spring training and it was lovely but I am so tired from traveling with a 5 year old

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Saw a cybertruck and my son asked why Elon Musk would think that looked good and I said "remember that drug they gave you at the hospital when you broke your arm, and you got scared and said everyone had 4 eyes? he takes that all the time"

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I asked my son if he ever wanted to visit the snow and he said, “No, I don’t have a snow costume.” Both true and very cute he thinks any cold weather clothing is a “costume”

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oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety

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One of my sisters is getting married at a hotel with a starting room rate of $650/night. Lol ok girl.

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The boy is approaching 6 hours without throwing up and has so far asked for ice cream, Mac and cheese, tortellini, cheese, cinnamon rolls, Easter eggs, milk, and finally, in an act of desperation, cheerios.

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It finally happened. my kid barfed on a plane.

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I’m in Scottsdale and I accidentally booked a dinner reservation at a restaurant that turns into a nightclub at 7pm and I brought my 5 year old. The only night club I’ve ever been that has a kids menu!

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I had to valet park my car at the airport like some type of spendthrift! They were out of parking everywhere else.

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Remember that travel article by a woman who said she found it difficult to get around NYC and then revealed she refused to take public transit?

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We went to monster jam and it was horrible.

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DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series

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Being more unpopular than the IRS during tax season? Woof

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This fucking guy

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I was cleaning out my purse and I found a rock hard quesadilla in a ziplock bag. The only question is how long has it been in there? It’s either 7 months or a little over a month old.

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Back on my bullshit: rewatching all the mission impossible movies. I really wish they would re-release them all in the theater!

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It’s not a company holiday but from the way no one seems to be answering my emails I guess I’m the only one at work?

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