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Nothing settles my nervous system like an SVU opening scene where two IM WALKIN HERE New York guys are talking shit and then oh shit wait Donny it’s a body!!!

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

I have 3 days off and in every three day stretch, the first day is just laying down as much as humanly possible. Day one is “enough weed that I’ve effectively been lobotomized” day. Send food money plz I need tzatziki and I cannot move

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Me walking into my job looking like the guy on the cover. “I am disabled”

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

It should be not legal for it to rain on all of a gardener’s days off

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Oh so it’s just gonna rain on ALL MY DAYS OFF? ALL OF THEM

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Ok so they want more gay tradesmen? Thats what I’m getting from this. We want electrician queens and plumbers slaying the house down boots. Love that. Would love for tradesmen to not make me feel unsafe or weird in my house while they (better) work (bitch)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

We don't deserve her

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Imagine caring what Patti lupones dusty ass thinks in 2025. Mama put it to bed. Be a cunt all you want but leave black girls out of it 😒

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Can't wait for the Democratic Party to shove Gavin Newsom down our throats in a general election and then blame leftists when he inevitably loses because he sucks shit

submitted 1 day ago • 43 comments

The Target Pride collection for this year is literally just shirts that say PROUD and rainbows not one fucking thing says the word gay or queer I’m fucking cackling. GAL AND PAL

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Working a job you don’t hate is fun until all your medical conditions wallop you in the face simultaneously after working busy shifts

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i tried letting people enjoy things but then they enjoyed stupid things so i went back to having standards

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

First busy day at work on the floor was very frying pan into the fire and has been a nightmare autistism-wise but I did sell a $8k couch to people who seemed really nice. Anyway if anyone wants to bless me with a $20 so I can get a decompression post meltdown treat after work I would feel blessed

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Yall remember the metaverse? That was hilarious

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Tell me why I picked up bare root lambs ear from marketplace and this broad gave me just assorted trash from her garden. I mean they were free but I didn’t know like, they were free compost ingredients

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I feel bad for people who have jobs where you can just be on your phone the whole time. Having a job where I can’t look at my phone much if at all is saving my mental health for real

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw one of the local cats being cute and rolling around outside and then I realized it was killing a bird

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

woke up with a Taylor swift song in my head so I’m gonna have to turn this day around before it even starts

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

maybe tw because I'm gonna reskeet this with my own exp so some space... Be yourself... ᵇᵘᵗ ⁿᵒ ˢᵖᵃᶜᶦⁿᵍ ᵒᵘᵗ, ⁿᵒ ˢᵗᶦᵐᵐᶦⁿᵍ, ⁿᵒ ᵖᵃᶜᶦⁿᵍ, ⁿᵒ ʳᵒᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶠᵒʳᵗʰ, ⁿᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᶦⁿᵍ ⁿᵒᶦˢᵉˢ ᵒʳ ˢᵘᵈᵈᵉⁿ ᵐᵒᵛᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ, ⁿᵒ ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵈᶦʳᵉᶜᵗ, ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ'ˢ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵒᵈʸ ˡᵃⁿᵍᵃᵘᵃᵍᵉ, ᵃᶜᵗ ⁿᵒʳᵐᵃˡ, ᵃᶜᵗ ⁿᵒʳᵐᵃˡ, ᵃᶜᵗ ⁿᵒʳᵐᵃˡ.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Listing a used piece of ikea furniture for more than $50 on marketplace should be a federal crime

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Anything I said during my pregnancy scare (the past two weeks) is now redacted and everyone has to forget about it. I’m talking to you, pink pussy hat girls and boys. Sorry. Just lived through two weeks of utter hell

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I just got through a complicated (emotionally) pregnancy scare and literally every moment of realizing my body may no longer be my own was terrifying. It is so fucking scary to be a woman in the US right now.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

used to be that tech companies would present cool stuff like "the cell phone is a computer now." now its stuff like "we built an orb that watches you at all times and it turns green when you're based and red when you're cringe."

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

some of you guys are fully responsible for my vagus nerve not just frying itself to a crisp so I’d like to say thanks to those people

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

When you say something 100% true that people don’t want to hear, because it makes them feel ashamed for the evil things they have done and will continue to do, instead of changing their mind they just get really, really angry at you for saying the truth. This is why everything is so fucked up.

submitted 7 days ago • 257 comments

I have been both deeply distressed today as well as deeply relieved. Big highs and low lows. At the end of the day, I’m no Christian, but I am blessed

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

If anyone wants to like, assist with groceries, it would be very welcome; I’m still in training for my new job and I’m working up to working more shifts a week so I don’t burn out, so I haven’t made much more than gas $ so far to get there. PayPal is also kristaxavier. Thank you.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Cannot believe that there are people who are currently watching both Handmaid’s Tale AND The Last of Us right now. BRUTAL time for tv

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

If anyone wants to like, assist with groceries, it would be very welcome; I’m still in training for my new job and I’m working up to working more shifts a week so I don’t burn out, so I haven’t made much more than gas $ so far to get there. PayPal is also kristaxavier. Thank you.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Amazing how people paint you as the thing they hate the most when you disagree with them. Getting called an entitled Karen for being like “you sound ridiculous” is hysterical. Brother I am disabled and literally starving most days (down almost 30 lbs!), & still work. And people wonder why I’m tired.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments