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I’m kind of a small deal. I’m 4’11”. Cute & smart & autistic & disabled. Lover of gardening, Beyoncé, cooking, making art, and Beyoncé.
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There’s a show called like Philly murders or something on oxygen and I’m watching it, obviously, for the calming factor of hearing people with Philly accents on tv. My home

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I spent years being like “look guys American fascism doesn’t have to look like the German kind, it’s always been a transnational movement that draws on a variety of symbols and traditions ….” And now they’re just out there doing literal Hitler salutes.

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I had to see this and now you do too

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Love to hear this! I’m illegal

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DOGE is so efficient it’s also cut child support

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Is it obvious I immediately ripped into our fresh bag of weed

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What if every single white person in America dressed up in a Luigi Mangione assassination fit one day and just walked around every single city in the country in Luigi cosplay for a day. That’s my preferred brand of protest

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Listened to the whole of Lorde’s Melodrama on the way to the dispensary (the good one is a bit of a drive) and then came home and tended to my seedlings. Feeling one with myself

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Get yourself a husband you can riff with for hours

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Someone take my phone away I want to earnestly post shit like love is the only thing that matters

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Severance kinda sounds like something they’d do to people in the military a la Edgewood/MK Ultra. If I’m on the right track just don’t reply ok man @benstiller.redhour.com

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"it's just performative resistance" we need performative resistance! There's a fascist coup in progress which relies in no small part on silencing dissent and terrorizing people into compliance! We need ppl publicly resisting so other's know they're not alone!

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We can keep being surprised that "they" are not doing something, or we can force hands. We, too, can do something. Many somethings. It shouldn't be this way, no, but it is on us now. We need to rise to the occasion. At some point dwelling on incredulity becomes an excuse for not hearing the call.

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Luigi sat in court today, feet shackled

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It’s like Mr Rogers said, “look for the Luigis.”

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unfortunately apt metaphor alert

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chicks rule

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bitches really hate showers until they're all soft and clean (im bitches)

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Yellowjackets is for the grown adults who need something to graduate to from Pretty Little Liars and I love that

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if I were worth almost half a trillion dollars, I would simply not allow myself to stand around and be photographed while stoned out of my gourd & dressed like the most divorced dad in all of human history

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“I just wanna say trans people are beautiful. We are never going to stop existing. I’m never gonna stop being trans, a letter on a passport can’t change that, and fuck this administration.”

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Severance this week was just goo goo eye city

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My brother and my dad went to the park once and got surrounded by a flock of geese and straight up, for good reason, thought they were gonna die

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Saw something that said Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show was viewed more than the moon landing and Drake is now furiously trying to sue NASA

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say what you will about the ultra rich of 150 years ago, at least they built libraries and roads

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Covid is the number 1 cause of MECFS right now, an incurable disease affecting millions of people where expending any amount of energy can leave u permanently bed bound or dead. Watch this video

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Sometimes I think of the rich men from Richmond song guy that was revered and then sharply discarded in like one week by the right when they realized he wasn’t full MAGA when I’m eating fudge rounds

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forgot i did this like five months after they laid us all off

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