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kristelyn.bsky.social
VA (757) raised, LA living. Twitter ex-pat. Here for a good time, hopefully for a long time.
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Black girls with ginger hair are going eat down every single time.

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Currently at a poetry slam and I can definitively say that we need art more than ever right now.

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Ngl, Target was the easiest corporation for me to let go. They been falling off for years. Clothes, quality, prices. A lot of the appeal was aesthetics lowkey.

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It’s almost as if these mfs are not violent offenders that should’ve been under the jail…

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Had a self-care day today, and it was so perfect. Didn’t peek at email at all, limited time on socials. Gonna have to make this a monthly thing.

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I really want some Salt & Straw, but my stomach gonna sound like a DMX growl.

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Loving yourself starts with being comfortable in yourself. Be nude early and often and I’m so serious. Stand in a mirror after a shower and take in every lump, bump, dimple, and curve. Relish in the parts of you that make you happy. ❤️

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Divorce Court. Lynn Toler is a gem and I’ll stand on that hill alone. 😂

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I feel like I watch every other season of #LoveIsBlind, and not a single soul is selling this season as a good one.

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January 20 was the beginning of the before-times. He’s about to run the clock down now.

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If Delta is willing to offer them folks $30k, that means they got a strong case for hundreds of thousands or more. I hope they all hold the line.

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If you’re a babe with struggle brows, get you some Kirkland 5% minoxidil and rub it into your brows with a clean spoolie nightly. Consistency is key. It’s only been 2 months, and my brows are thicker than they’ve been in 7 years. Hand to God, I was looking like Cynthia Erivo.

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Everything Issa Rae touches turns to gold. Went to her new Somerville restaurant tonight, and the food matched the vibes. Pleasantly surprised at how good everything was.

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We could’ve had the smartest baddie ever in the White House.

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Prince was right about sampling. It lacks clear distinction or originality now.

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That we can’t eradicate homelessness. We could do it easily, but there’s no money in creating a functioning society where everyone is cared for.

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ASAP Rocky better thank his lucky stars.

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I started with an Opportun account (formerly Digit) which saves money for you practically every day, and then move that money to a HYSA.

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Fraud. But like in a Robin Hood, use-it-for-good kinda way.

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I used to hate when people clap after the plane has landed now I won’t hate anymore cause we living in unprecedented times

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Spent the weekend being super present with good friends and I love that for me.

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Never put your purse on the floor.

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I love being a Black woman. Until it’s time for me to figure out what to do with my hair. 😅

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I’ll never be able to claim LA because I feel every earthquake. Real Angelenos don’t blink unless it’s 5.0 or higher.

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For the girlies that love Coach, but trying to save some coin, Charles & Keith is affordable and quality. They're not knockoffs or dupes, but they are highly structured with nice, buttery material similar to Coach.

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At this juncture, I’m bout this close 🤏🏾 to filing exempt on my taxes because what the hell are we even paying for?

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Love all these groups down. En Vogue doesn’t get enough credit for all of them being lead singers, but TLC is probably taking it for me. Their uniqueness was so effortlessly cool.

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Imagine if this was real, he would absolutely show up to receive the award. 😂

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A good friend of mine has been swept up in these layoffs of probationary civil servants. I have no words.

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Young Love x Cleo Sol. Affirmations sang to a beat.

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That’s why he’s circling around your grandma’s SSI checks like a meth head stepson.

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